The Doctor turned up in a van
He was an arrogant bloke called Stan
But he for sure knew his job
The doctor turned up in a van
He was an arrogant bloke called Stan
The skill that he had
The doctor turned up in a van
He was an arrogant bloke called Stan
The skill that he had
Was really bad
The doctor turned up in a van
He was an arrogant bloke called Stan
The skill that he had
Was really bad
Heâd learned all he knew from his gran
OrâŠâŠ
The Doctor turned up in a van
He was an arrogant bloke called Stan
But he for sure knew his job
And earned a couple of bob
Prescribing the old folk Complan
The doc took a look at his head
The doc took a look at his head
âOh dear oh dear, you poor ladâ, he said
The doc took a look at his head
âOh dear oh dear, you poor ladâ, he said
He pulled out some cream
The doc took a look at his head
âOh dear oh dear, you poor ladâ, he said
He pulled out some cream
Which smelt like a dream
The doc took a look at his head
âOh dear oh dear, you poor ladâ, he said
He pulled out some cream
Which smelt like a dream
And told him to go home to bed.
As Judd did his bran flakes one morn
As Judd did his bran flakes one morn
At the usual time just before dawn
As Judd did his bran flakes one morn
At the usual time just before dawn
He realised with dismayâŠ
As Judd did his bran flakes one morn
At the usual time just before dawn*
He realised with dismayâŠ
That it was April Foolâs Day
*You must be joking⊠
As Judd did his bran flakes one morn
At the usual time just before dawn*
He realised with dismayâŠ
That it was April Foolâs Day
So instead of milk, he poured scorn!!
*You must be jokingâŠ
I canât find an April Fool story in the paper
I canât find an April Fool story in the paper
There has to be Ruthio, we all like a nice caper
I canât find an April Fool story in the paper
There has to be Ruthio, we all like a nice caper
But then on the news
I canât find an April Fool story in the paper
There has to be Ruthio, we all like a nice caper
But then on the news
I saw a cat wearing blue shoes!!!
I canât find an April Fool story in the paper
There has to be Ruthio, we all like a nice caper
But then on the news
I saw a cat wearing blue shoes!!!
It gave mine an attack of the vapours.
Gert sat at the bar on her own
Gert sat at the bar on her own
So cold she was chilled to the bone