He plummeted 20 ft to the ground
And landed making a sickening sound
He plummeted 20 ft to the ground
And landed making a sickening sound
He lay there and swore
He plummeted 20 ft to the ground
And landed making a sickening sound
He lay there and swore
His butt was so sore
He plummeted 20 ft to the ground
And landed making a sickening sound
He lay there and swore
His butt was so sore
Then along came a police sniffer hound.
Then he got a wet snout in his ear
Then he got a wet snout in his ear
And a large angry bite to his rear
Then he got a wet snout in his ear
And a large angry bite to his rear
“I was better off in the Nick” he sobbed
Then he got a wet snout in his ear
And a large angry bite to his rear
“I was better off in the Nick” he sobbed
Quite right said the bloke he robbed
Then he got a wet snout in his ear
And a large angry bite to his rear
“I was better off in the Nick” he sobbed
Quite right said the bloke he robbed
As he sat there rubbing his rear!
While waiting to see her GP
Poor Flo sat rubbing her knee
While waiting to see her GP
Poor Flo sat rubbing her knee
Arthritis?, she thought
While waiting to see her GP
Poor Flo sat rubbing her knee
Arthritis?, she thought
Or to much port
While waiting to see her GP
Poor Flo sat rubbing her knee
Arthritis?, she thought
Or too much port
Suppose I’ll just have to wait and see
She was shown into to see the doc
She was shown in to see the Doc
And wrapped round her knee was a sock
She was shown in to see the Doc
And wrapped round her knee was a sock
Doc said -" What have we here"?
She was shown in to see the Doc
And wrapped round her knee was a sock
Doc said -" What have we here"?
It’s smelly I fear
She was shown in to see the Doc
And wrapped round her knee was a sock
Doc said -" What have we here"?
It’s smelly I fear
Poor flo nearly fainted with shock
A bloke on a bike had a fall
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A bloke on a bike had a fall
He rode right over a wall
A bloke on a bike had a fall
He rode right over a wall
He banged his head
A bloke on a bike had a fall
He rode right over a wall
He banged his head
And Oh my! How it bled!
A bloke on a bike had a fall
He rode right over a wall
He banged his head
And Oh my! How it bled!
A doctor he now had to call
The doctor turned up in a van
The doctor turned up in a van
He was an arrogant bloke called Stan