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7021

You just won’t believe what ensued…
i will if it doesn’t sound rude
Albert said damn

7022

You just won’t believe what ensued…
i will if it doesn’t sound rude
Albert said damn
And Sid shouted “Scram!”

7023

You just won’t believe what ensued…
i will if it doesn’t sound rude
Albert said damn
And Sid shouted “Scram!”
Whereupon Something Occurred Extremely Lewd :exploding_head:

When dawn came up the next day…,

7024

When dawn came up the next day…,
Albert and Sid found a way

7025

When dawn came up the next day…,
Albert and Sid found a way
To sneak away unseen

7026

When dawn came up the next day…,
Albert and Sid found a way
To sneak away unseen
But a neighbour called jean

7027

When dawn came up the next day…,
Albert and Sid found a way
To sneak away unseen
But a neighbour called jean
Saw them and gave them away.

Daisy booked a coach trip to Skye

7028

Daisy booked a coach trip to Skye
Going up there to meet a guy

7029

Daisy booked a coach trip to Skye
Going up there to meet a guy
She re-read his letter

7030

Daisy booked a coach trip to Skye
Going up there to meet a guy
She re-read his letter
About his red setter

7031

Daisy booked a coach trip to Skye
Going up there to meet a guy
She re-read his letter
About his red setter
And hoped it wasnt lie.

Her coach sped up the M 1

7032

Her coach sped up the M 1
She hoped for a bundle of fun

7033

Her coach sped up the M 1
She hoped for a bundle of fun
Got a text on what’s app.

7034

Her coach sped up the M 1
She hoped for a bundle of fun
Got a text on what’s app.
It was from her chap

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7035

Her coach sped up the M 1
She hoped for a bundle of fun
Got a text on what’s app.
It was from her chap
He’d escaped and was on the run!

7036

He climbed over the prison wall

7037

He climbed over the prison wall
By making a rope from a shawl

7038

He climbed over the prison wall
By making a rope from a shawl
But the threads were not strong :exploding_head:

7039

He climbed over the prison wall
By making a rope from a shawl
But the threads were not strong :exploding_head:
And it didn’t take long

7040

He climbed over the prison wall
By making a rope from a shawl
But the threads were not strong :exploding_head:
And it didn’t take long
For him to take a headlong fall :astonished::flushed:

…

He plummeted 20 ft to the ground