I put in a request to my neighbour
Who wouldn’t stop tossing the caber
He tossed it so high
I put in a request to my neighbour
Who wouldn’t stop tossing the caber
He tossed it so high
It flew into the sky
I put in a request to my neighbour
Who wouldn’t stop tossing the caber
He tossed it so high
It flew into the sky
And then started using a sabre.
When Flo saw such a long queue
When Flo saw such a long queue
She didn’t know what to do
When Flo saw such a long queue
She didn’t know what to do
But she needed some dosh
To buy the week’s nosh
When Flo saw such a long queue
She didn’t know what to do
But she needed some dosh
To buy the week’s nosh
To give her something to chew
Her turn in the queue came at last
Her turn in the queue came at last
But poor old Flo’s patience was vast
Her turn in the queue came at last
But poor old Flo’s patience was vast
She shoved in her card
Her turn in the queue came at last
But poor old Flo’s patience was vast
She shoved in her card
Maybe a bit too hard
Her turn in the queue came at last
But poor old Flo’s patience was vast
She shoved in her card
Maybe a bit too hard
And set off the alarm with a blast.
Next minute Security came
Next minute Security came
They shouted, “What’s your little game?!”
Next minute Security came
They shouted, “What’s your little game?!”
Flo panicked and run
Next minute Security came
They shouted, “What’s your little game?!”
Flo panicked and run
They pulled out a gun
Next minute Security came
They shouted “What’s your little game?”
Flo panicked and run
They pulled out a gun
And shot poor Flo dead, what a shame.
Next day the Police came, well two did
Next day the Police came, well two did
A right pair, called Albert and Sid
Next day the Police came, well two did
A right pair, called Albert and Sid
These boys in blue
Next day the Police came, well two did
A right pair, called Albert and Sid
These boys in blue
Just hadn’t a clue
Next day the Police came, well two did
A right pair, called Albert and Sid
These boys in blue
Just hadn’t a clue
They had a look around and then hid!
You just won’t believe what ensued…
You just won’t believe what ensued…
i will if it doesn’t sound rude