Limericks. (New)

I put in a request to my neighbour
Who wouldn’t stop tossing the caber
He tossed it so high

I put in a request to my neighbour
Who wouldn’t stop tossing the caber
He tossed it so high
It flew into the sky

I put in a request to my neighbour
Who wouldn’t stop tossing the caber
He tossed it so high
It flew into the sky
And then started using a sabre.

When Flo saw such a long queue

When Flo saw such a long queue
She didn’t know what to do

When Flo saw such a long queue
She didn’t know what to do
But she needed some dosh
To buy the week’s nosh

When Flo saw such a long queue
She didn’t know what to do
But she needed some dosh
To buy the week’s nosh
To give her something to chew

Her turn in the queue came at last

Her turn in the queue came at last
But poor old Flo’s patience was vast

Her turn in the queue came at last
But poor old Flo’s patience was vast
She shoved in her card

Her turn in the queue came at last
But poor old Flo’s patience was vast
She shoved in her card
Maybe a bit too hard

Her turn in the queue came at last
But poor old Flo’s patience was vast
She shoved in her card
Maybe a bit too hard
And set off the alarm with a blast.

Next minute Security came

Next minute Security came
They shouted, “What’s your little game?!”

Next minute Security came
They shouted, “What’s your little game?!”
Flo panicked and run

Next minute Security came
They shouted, “What’s your little game?!”
Flo panicked and run
They pulled out a gun

Next minute Security came
They shouted “What’s your little game?”
Flo panicked and run
They pulled out a gun
And shot poor Flo dead, what a shame.

Next day the Police came, well two did

Next day the Police came, well two did
A right pair, called Albert and Sid

Next day the Police came, well two did
A right pair, called Albert and Sid
These boys in blue

Next day the Police came, well two did
A right pair, called Albert and Sid
These boys in blue
Just hadn’t a clue

Next day the Police came, well two did
A right pair, called Albert and Sid
These boys in blue
Just hadn’t a clue
They had a look around and then hid!

You just won’t believe what ensued…

You just won’t believe what ensued…
i will if it doesn’t sound rude