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There was an old man with a pie
Watching an old woman go by

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There was an old man with a pie
Watching an old woman go by
He asked " Got any custard?"

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There was an old man with a pie
Watching an old woman go by
He asked " Got any custard?"
She said “No - only mustard”

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There was an old man with a pie
Watching an old woman go by
He asked " Got any custard?"
She said “No - only mustard”
So he said, “well, I’ll give it a try”

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There was a young woman from Bude

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There was a young woman from Bude
Who folks thought was really quite rude

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There was a young woman from Bude
Who folks thought was really quite rude
She took of her top

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There was a young woman from Bude
Who folks thought was really quite rude
She took of her top
But along came a Cop!

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There was a young woman from Bude
Who folks thought was really quite rude
She took of her top
But along came a Cop!
And by then, she was totally nude!

While making a nice pot of tea

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While making a nice pot of tea
I noticed my cat had a flea

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While making a nice pot of tea
I noticed my cat had a flea
But as I bent down

6992

While making a nice pot of tea
I noticed my cat had a flea
But as I bent down
I saw with a frown

6993

While making a nice pot of tea
I noticed my cat had a flea
But as I bent down
I saw with a frown
It wasn’t the cat, it was me!!

6994

I couldn’t wait to get in the shower

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I couldn’t wait to get in the shower
But the electric went - so now power

6996

I couldn’t wait to get in the shower
But the electric went - so no power
How’s that for luck

6997

I couldn’t wait to get in the shower
But the electric went - so no power
How’s that for luck
I’m covered in muck

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I couldn’t wait to get in the shower
But the electric went - so no power
How’s that for luck
I’m covered in muck
And have been for over an hour.

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I put in a request to my neighbour

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I put in a request to my neighbour
Who wouldn’t stop tossing the caber