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6961

There was a small bloke called titch
Who developed a bit of an itch
When losing the extra stitch.

6962

There was a small bloke called titch
Who developed a bit of an itch
But he daren’t have a scratch
Incase something hatched

6963

There was a small bloke called titch
Who developed a bit of an itch
But he daren’t have a scratch
In case something hatched
And he might’ve needed a stitch

Hurrah its the weekend again

6964

Hurrah it’s the weekend again
Looks like a weekend of rain

6965

Hurrah it’s the weekend again
Looks like a weekend of rain
But if the sun comes out

6966

Hurrah it’s the weekend again
Looks like a weekend of rain
But if the sun comes out
I’ll be out and about

6967

Hurrah it’s the weekend again
Looks like a weekend of rain
But if the sun comes out
I’ll be out and about
Watch out for potholes! they’re a pain,

My off road bike tyre went bang

6968

My off road bike tyre went bang
Then the chain fell off with a clang

6969

My off road bike tyre went bang
Then the chain fell off with a clang
I shouted and cussed

6970

My off road bike tyre went bang
Then the chain fell off with a clang
I shouted and cussed
As I fell in the dust

6971

My off road bike tyre went bang
Then the chain fell off with a clang
I shouted and cussed
As I fell in the dust
When the AA turned up my heart sang.

The pot holes in my Road are deep

6972

The pot holes in my Road are deep
It’s just as well I drive a jeep

6973

The pot holes in my Road are deep
It’s just as well I drive a jeep
Or get yourself a Sherman tank

6974

The pot holes in my Road are deep
It’s just as well I drive a jeep
Or get yourself a Sherman tank
If you’ve enough in the bank

6975

The pot holes in my Road are deep
It’s just as well I drive a jeep
Or get yourself a Sherman tank
If you’ve enough in the bank
You might find the price a bit steep

There was a young man from Madrid

6976

There was a young man from Madrid
Who went on a holiday to Brid*

*Colloquial name for Bridlington :slight_smile:

6977

There was a young man from Madrid
Who went on a holiday to Brid
And while he was there

6978

There was a young man from Madrid
Who went on a holiday to Brid
And while he was there
He laid everything bare… :open_mouth:

6979

There was a young man from Madrid
Who went on a holiday to Brid
And while he was there
He laid everything bare… :open_mouth:
Even though it was strictly forbid

6980

There was an old man with a pie