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He would sit at his window all day
Daydreaming his life away
“Curtain Twitcher” they said
And easily led

6942

He would sit at his window all day
Daydreaming his life away
“Curtain Twitcher” they said
And easily led
And suspicions that he was gay

At last, he decided to go out

6943

At last, he decided to go out
For a nose, and see who’s about

6944

At last, he decided to go out
For a nose, and see who’s about
He hopped on a bus

6945

At last he decided to go out
For a nose, and see who’s about
He hopped on a bus
Where he caused a big fuss

6946

At last he decided to go out
For a nose, and see who’s about
He hopped on a bus
Where he caused a big fuss
When someone remarked on his snout!

Fred was tired, so went back to bed

6947

Fred was tired, so went back to bed
And felt a sharp pain in his head

6948

Fred was tired, so went back to bed
And felt a sharp pain in his head
He discovered a bump

6949

Fred was tired, so went back to bed
And felt a sharp pain in his head
He discovered a bump
Sort of green stripey lump

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6950

Fred was tired, so went back to bed
And felt a sharp pain in his head
He discovered a bump
Sort of green stripey lump
Well there’s nothing more to be said.

6951

When I woke up real early today

6952

When I woke up real early today
I looked out and the world was grey

6953

When I woke up real early today
I looked out and the world was grey
But at least there’s no wind

6954

When I woke up real early today
I looked out and the world was grey
But at least there’s no wind
And the rain had thinned

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6955

When I woke up real early today
I looked out and the world was grey
But at least there’s no wind
And the rain had thinned
So I shouted Hip Hip Hooray!

There was an old witch in the wood

6956

There was an old witch in the wood
In a black cloak and wearing a hood

6957

There was an old witch in the wood
In a black cloak and wearing a hood
But her broomstick had stalled

6958

There was an old witch in the wood
In a black cloak and wearing a hood
But her broomstick had stalled
Because she had been black balled.

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6959

There was an old witch in the wood
In a black cloak and wearing a hood
But her broomstick had stalled
Because she had been black balled.
But she would have flown if she could

There was a small bloke called titch

6960

There was a small bloke called titch
Who developed a bit of an itch