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So she was on her own yet again
Till she spotted her old Ex, Ben

6902

So she was on her own yet again
Till she spotted her old Ex, Ben
Vainly brushing his golden mane

6903

So she was on her own yet again
Till she spotted her old Ex, Ben
Vainly brushing his golden mane
For his looks to maintain

6904

It wasn’t me who suggested a bowel disorder in the first place. :innocent: :smiley:

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So she was on her own yet again
Till she spotted her old Ex, Ben
Vainly brushing his golden mane
For his looks to maintain
For the attention of women to gain

Ben saw his ex and said “Hi”

6906

Ben saw his ex and said “Hi”
She thought no thanks and walked by

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Ben saw his ex and said “Hi”
She thought no thanks and walked by
So next time he felt frisky,

6908

Ben saw his ex and said “Hi”
She thought no thanks and walked by
So next time he felt frisky,
He reached for a bottle of whiskey.

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Ben saw his ex and said “Hi”
She thought no thanks and walked by
So next time he felt frisky,
He reached for a bottle of whiskey.
Fell asleep when the bottle was dry

A teacher was taking a class

6910

A teacher was taking a class
You could see it behind the glass

6911

A teacher was taking a class
You could see it behind the glass
She took out her cane

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teacher was taking a class
You could see it behind the glass
She took out her cane
But it was broken again

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teacher was taking a class
You could see it behind the glass
She took out her cane
But it was broken again
So I’ll use a slipper to smack your arse (sorry just couldn’t resist)

Now I needed a cushion to sit on

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Now I needed a cushion to sit on
Till the pain in my bum has all gone

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Now I needed a cushion to sit on
Till the pain in my bum has all gone
But whacking is banned!!

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Now I needed a cushion to sit on
Till the pain in my bum has all gone
But whacking is banned!!
No smacking by hand

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Now I needed a cushion to sit on
Till the pain in my bum has all gone
But whacking is banned!!
No smacking by hand
It’s all a bit of a con.

The sky’s coming over dark grey

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The sky’s coming over dark grey
So I shall stay at home today

6919

The sky’s coming over dark grey
So I shall stay at home today
I’ll have coffee and cake :cupcake:

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The sky’s coming over dark grey
So I shall stay at home today
I’ll have coffee and cake :cupcake:
Or something I’ll make