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There was a cross llama from Peru
Who mixed with a motley crew
He kicked up a fuss
And bumped into a bus
And fought with an angry gnu

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The was a daft pig from the farm

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The was a daft pig from the farm
Who woke every day to his alarm :alarm_clock:

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The was a daft pig from the farm
Who woke every day to his alarm :alarm_clock:
Then heā€™d go for a jog

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The was a daft pig from the farm
Who woke every day to his alarm :alarm_clock:
Then heā€™d go for a jog
Got chased by a dog

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The was a daft pig from the farm
Who woke every day to his alarm :alarm_clock:
Then heā€™d go for a jog
Got chased by a dog
So needed some soothing balm.

On a cold windy day in Portree

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On a cold windy day in Portree
I sat underneath a big tree

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On a cold windy day in Portree
I sat underneath a big tree
The wind blew it down

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On a cold windy day in Portree
I sat underneath a big tree
The wind blew it down
And all the way into town

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On a cold windy day in Portree
I sat underneath a big tree
The wind blew it down
And all the way into town
My dog could find nowhere to pee. :face_with_hand_over_mouth:

So we went for a stroll in the park

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So we went for a stroll in the park
Then got locked in, and 'twas getting dark

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So we went for a stroll in the park
Then got locked in, and 'twas getting dark
I climbed over the railings

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So we went for a stroll in the park
Then got locked in, and 'twas getting dark
I climbed up the gate

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So we went for a stroll in the park
Then got locked in, and 'twas getting dark
I climbed up the gate
Cos Iā€™d got a hot date

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So we went for a stroll in the park
Then got locked in, and 'twas getting dark
I climbed up the gate
Cos Iā€™d got a hot date
And off I ran, lord what a lark!!

So we went for a stroll in the park
Then got locked in, and 'twas getting dark
I climbed over the railings
Despite all my failingsā€¦

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So we went for a stroll in the park
Then got locked in, and 'twas getting dark
I climbed over the railings
Despite all my failingsā€¦
I found it a bit of a lark.

There was an old lady from Bourne

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There was an old lady from Bourne
Who cried out my husband has gorn

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There was an old lady from Bourne
Who cried out my husband has gorn
He was out in his shed

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There was an old lady from Bourne
Who cried out my husband has gorn
He was out in his shed
Making a four poster bed :sleeping_bed:

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There was an old lady from Bourne
Who cried out my husband has gorn
He was out in his shed
Making a four poster bed :sleeping_bed:
But should have been mowing the lawn.

There was a young lady from Ryde