There was a small boy from Yate
Who wanted to learn how to skate
He skewed and he slipped and he slid
And knocked over a kid
There was a small boy from Yate
Who wanted to learn how to skate
He skewed and he slipped and he slid
And knocked over a kid
And now he’s in a right state
There was a cool kid from Yatton
There was a cool kid from Yatton
Whose trousers were a very odd pattern
There was a cool kid from Yatton
Whose trousers were a very odd pattern
A mixture of dashes and dots
There was a cool kid from Yatton
Whose trousers were a very odd pattern
A mixture of dashes and dots
Squiggles and spots
There was a cool kid from Yatton
Whose trousers were a very odd pattern
A mixture of dashes and dots
Squiggles and spots
But I think it was things he had sat on
There was a bonnie lass from Peebles
There was a bonnie lass from Peebles
Who loved watching her Wobbling Weebles
There was a bonnie lass from Peebles
Who loved watching her Wobbling Weebles
To see if they fell down
There was a bonnie lass from Peebles
Who loved watching her Wobbling Weebles
To see if they fell down
With an Ouch and a frown
There was a bonnie lass from Peebles
Who loved watching her Wobbling Weebles
To see if they fell down
With an Ouch and a frown
From suffering with pins and needles
On a dark, unlit road one night
On a dark, unlit road one night
Frodo gave a girl one heck of a fright
On a dark, unlit road one night
Frodo gave a girl one heck of a fright
When he touched her hair
On a dark, unlit road one night
Frodo gave a girl one heck of a fright
When he touched her hair
She yelled, “Don’t you dare!”
On a dark, unlit road one night
Frodo gave a girl one heck of a fright
When he touched her hair
She yelled, “Don’t you dare!”
It really is quite impolite
There was a cross llama from Peru
There was a cross llama from Peru
Who mixed with a motley crew
There was a cross llama from Peru
Who mixed with a motley crew
He kicked up a fuss
There was a cross llama from Peru
Who mixed with a motley crew
He kicked up a fuss
And bumped into a bus
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