When Judd took his kids to the zoo
The monkey was having a poo
When Judd took his kids to the zoo
The monkey was having a poo
Cameras clicked and children stared
When Judd took his kids to the zoo
The monkey was having a poo
Cameras clicked and children stared
And poor monkey looked scared
When Judd took his kids to the zoo
The monkey was having a poo
Cameras clicked and children stared
And poor monkey looked scared
And Judd didn’t know what to do!
Haha. 
Next starter please, Maree?
Looks like Maree’s forgotten, so shall I start the next one?
Erm . . . . . 
. . OK . .
Bert was getting his bike from the shed
Bert was getting his bike from the shed
He tripped on loose laces and banged his head
Bert was getting his bike from the shed
He tripped on loose laces and banged his head
The bike fell on top of him
Bert was getting his bike from the shed
He tripped on loose laces and banged his head
The bike fell on top of him
Blacked his eye, and grazed his shin
Bert was getting his bike from the shed
He tripped on loose laces and banged his head
The bike fell on top of him
Blacked his eye, and grazed his shin
So he decided to go back to bed.
There was such a long queue at the Chippy
There was such a long queue at the Chippy
And the weather was decidedly nippy
There was such a long queue at the Chippy
And the weather was decidedly nippy
So I went to McDs
There was such a long queue at the Chippy
And the weather was decidedly nippy
So I went to McDs
Tripped, and scraped both me knees
There was such a long queue at the Chippy
And the weather was decidedly nippy
So I went to McDs
Tripped, and scraped both me knees
So I treated myself to a Whippy
After winter soltice the days become long
After winter soltice the days become long,
Days get longer and birds full of song
After winter soltice the days become long,
Days get longer and birds full of song
Spring will soon be here
After winter soltice the days become long,
Days get longer and birds full of song
Spring will soon be here
And replenish our cheer
After winter soltice the days become long,
Days get longer and birds full of song
Spring will soon be here
And replenish our cheer
And glorious summer comes along.
There was an old man in Corfu
There was an old man in Corfu
Who was desperate to go to the loo
There was an old man in Corfu
Who was desperate to go to the loo
He was stuck in a bar