Limericks. (New)

When Judd took his kids to the zoo
The monkey was having a poo

When Judd took his kids to the zoo
The monkey was having a poo
Cameras clicked and children stared

When Judd took his kids to the zoo
The monkey was having a poo
Cameras clicked and children stared
And poor monkey looked scared

When Judd took his kids to the zoo
The monkey was having a poo
Cameras clicked and children stared
And poor monkey looked scared
And Judd didn’t know what to do!

Haha. :grinning:

Next starter please, Maree?

Looks like Maree’s forgotten, so shall I start the next one?
Erm . . . . . :thinking: . . OK . .

Bert was getting his bike from the shed

Bert was getting his bike from the shed
He tripped on loose laces and banged his head

Bert was getting his bike from the shed
He tripped on loose laces and banged his head
The bike fell on top of him

Bert was getting his bike from the shed
He tripped on loose laces and banged his head
The bike fell on top of him
Blacked his eye, and grazed his shin

Bert was getting his bike from the shed
He tripped on loose laces and banged his head
The bike fell on top of him
Blacked his eye, and grazed his shin
So he decided to go back to bed.

There was such a long queue at the Chippy

There was such a long queue at the Chippy
And the weather was decidedly nippy

There was such a long queue at the Chippy
And the weather was decidedly nippy
So I went to McDs

There was such a long queue at the Chippy
And the weather was decidedly nippy
So I went to McDs
Tripped, and scraped both me knees

There was such a long queue at the Chippy
And the weather was decidedly nippy
So I went to McDs
Tripped, and scraped both me knees
So I treated myself to a Whippy

After winter soltice the days become long

After winter soltice the days become long,
Days get longer and birds full of song

After winter soltice the days become long,
Days get longer and birds full of song
Spring will soon be here

After winter soltice the days become long,
Days get longer and birds full of song
Spring will soon be here
And replenish our cheer

After winter soltice the days become long,
Days get longer and birds full of song
Spring will soon be here
And replenish our cheer
And glorious summer comes along.

There was an old man in Corfu

There was an old man in Corfu
Who was desperate to go to the loo

There was an old man in Corfu
Who was desperate to go to the loo
He was stuck in a bar