Limericks. (New)

There was a huge man from Carlisle

There was a huge man from Carlisle
Who got stuck in a super market aisle

There was a huge man from Carlisle
Who got stuck in a super market aisle
He’d fallen into his trolley

There was a huge man from Carlisle
Who got stuck in a super market aisle
He’d fallen into his trolley
He didn’t half feel a wally

There was a huge man from Carlisle
Who got stuck in a super market aisle
He’d fallen into his trolley
He didn’t half feel a wally
But sat there with a great big smile.

There was also man from Dundee

There was also man from Dundee
Who stood only four foot three

There was also man from Dundee
Who stood only four foot three
So he stood on a box

There was also man from Dundee
Who stood only four foot three
So he stood on a box
In very thick socks

There was also a man from Dundee
Who stood only four foot three
So he stood on a box
In very thick socks
Yet still only came to your knee

Some ladies decided to help

Some ladies decided to help -
But dropped him, boy did he yelp

Some ladies decided to help -
But dropped him, boy did he yelp
He fell right on his head

Some ladies decided to help -
But dropped him, boy did he yelp
He fell right on his head
So went back to bed

Some ladies decided to help
But dropped him, boy did he yelp
He fell right on his head
So went back to bed
And the morning woke up to find he was dead

Next one please Lucy?
Whoever finishes a rhyme starts off the next one for us.

Sorry, didn’t check the rules…hang on…

A tree was planted by the gate

A tree was planted by the gate
Which made the houseowner irate

A tree was planted by the gate
Which made the houseowner irate
Falling leaves scattered everywhere

A tree was planted by the gate
Which made the houseowner irate
Falling leaves scattered everywhere
Until the branches were bare

A tree was planted by the gate
Which made the houseowner irate
Falling leaves scattered everywhere
Until the branches were bare
Then I slipped, and that made me late.

When Judd took his kids to the zoo