Poor lad lost the use of one leg
Docs decided to make him a peg
With a really sharp spike
That allows him to hike
Poor lad lost the use of one leg
Docs decided to make him a peg
With a really sharp spike
That allows him to hike
And remove the shell from his egg.
Itās Wednesday, the best day to shop
There was a man from Darleeing
who got on a bus in Ealing
He read on the door
Donāt spit on the floor
So he went and spat on the ceiling
Itās Wednesday, the best day to shop
I really must buy a new mop
Itās Wednesday, the best day to shop
I really must buy a new mop
The state of my floor
Itās Wednesday, the best day to shop
I really must buy a new mop
The state of my floor
It would make your eyes sore!
Itās Wednesday, the best day to shop
I really must buy a new mop
The state of my floor
It would make your eyes sore!
Though I scrub till Iām ready to flop.
I was cooking some Bangers for tea
I was cooking some Bangers for tea
When I slipped and fell on my knee
I was cooking some Bangers for tea
When I slipped and fell on my knee
I grabbed for the sink
(Hi Ruthio )
was cooking some Bangers for tea
When I slipped and fell on my knee
I grabbed for the sink
And then poured a stiff drink
(Hi Ruthio )
(Hi Mupsy )
I was cooking some Bangers for tea
When I slipped and fell on my knee
I grabbed for the sink
And then poured a stiff drink
And then had another three!
'Twas a very thick frost this morn
Twas a very thick frost this morn
My sausage was made out of Quorn
Twas a very thick frost this morn
My sausage was made out of Quorn
Then along with some toast
Twas a very thick frost this morn
My sausage was made out of Quorn
Then along with some toast
My brekkieās worse than most
Twas a very thick frost this morn
My sausage was made out of Quorn
Then along with some toast
My brekkieās worse than most
But what do you expect at dawn!
Yet another week nearly done
Yet another week nearly done,
And I really could do with some fun
Yet another week nearly done,
And I really could do with some fun
My old man is boring
Yet another week nearly done,
And I really could do with some fun
My old man is boring
I can still hear him snoring
Yet another week nearly done,
And I really could do with some fun
My old man is boring
I can still hear him snoring
Iād have more fun being a nun!