Limericks. (New)

RightNow · 11 January 2022 14:18

Poor lad lost the use of one leg
Docs decided to make him a peg
With a really sharp spike
That allows him to hike

EZ_Rider · 12 January 2022 07:57

Poor lad lost the use of one leg
Docs decided to make him a peg
With a really sharp spike
That allows him to hike
And remove the shell from his egg.

EZ_Rider · 12 January 2022 07:58

It’s Wednesday, the best day to shop

realspeed · 12 January 2022 08:02

There was a man from Darleeing
who got on a bus in Ealing
He read on the door
Don’t spit on the floor
So he went and spat on the ceiling

ruthio · 12 January 2022 14:43

It’s Wednesday, the best day to shop
I really must buy a new mop

Maree · 12 January 2022 15:25

It’s Wednesday, the best day to shop
I really must buy a new mop
The state of my floor

ruthio · 12 January 2022 16:32

It’s Wednesday, the best day to shop
I really must buy a new mop
The state of my floor
It would make your eyes sore!

Mups · 12 January 2022 16:40

It’s Wednesday, the best day to shop
I really must buy a new mop
The state of my floor
It would make your eyes sore!
Though I scrub till I’m ready to flop.

I was cooking some Bangers for tea

ruthio · 12 January 2022 16:43

I was cooking some Bangers for tea
When I slipped and fell on my knee

Mups · 12 January 2022 16:45

I was cooking some Bangers for tea
When I slipped and fell on my knee
I grabbed for the sink

(Hi Ruthio )

ruthio · 12 January 2022 16:54

was cooking some Bangers for tea
When I slipped and fell on my knee
I grabbed for the sink
And then poured a stiff drink

(Hi Ruthio )

(Hi Mupsy )

Mups · 12 January 2022 16:57

I was cooking some Bangers for tea
When I slipped and fell on my knee
I grabbed for the sink
And then poured a stiff drink
And then had another three!

'Twas a very thick frost this morn

Maree · 12 January 2022 18:56

Twas a very thick frost this morn
My sausage was made out of Quorn

Mups · 12 January 2022 19:59

Twas a very thick frost this morn
My sausage was made out of Quorn
Then along with some toast

Maree · 12 January 2022 21:13

Twas a very thick frost this morn
My sausage was made out of Quorn
Then along with some toast
My brekkie’s worse than most

Mups · 12 January 2022 21:39

Twas a very thick frost this morn
My sausage was made out of Quorn
Then along with some toast
My brekkie’s worse than most
But what do you expect at dawn!

Yet another week nearly done

Mups · 13 January 2022 23:14

Yet another week nearly done,
And I really could do with some fun

Maree · 14 January 2022 01:20

Yet another week nearly done,
And I really could do with some fun
My old man is boring

Chillie6 · 14 January 2022 07:35

Yet another week nearly done,
And I really could do with some fun
My old man is boring
I can still hear him snoring

Maree · 14 January 2022 14:24

Yet another week nearly done,
And I really could do with some fun
My old man is boring
I can still hear him snoring
I’d have more fun being a nun!