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There was an old man from Carlisle
Who sneaked into homes with a smile
Then he’d make himself tea
Go upstairs for a wee
Then have a kip for a while. :grinning:

One summer while sat on a beach

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One summer while sat on a beach
I heard an ear-piercing screech

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One summer while sat on a beach
I heard an ear-piercing screech
It came from my right…

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One summer while sat on a beach
I heard an ear-piercing screech
It came from my right…
Giving me such a fright

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One summer while sat on a beach
I heard an ear-piercing screech
It came from my right…
Giving me such a fright
That I let out some rather crude speech

I looked for the source of the din

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I looked for the source of the din
Was it over there behind the green bin?

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I looked for the source of the din
Was it over there behind the green bin?
I crept up to see

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I looked for the source of the din
Was it over there behind the green bin?
I crept up to see
What the ruckus might be

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I looked for the source of the din
Was it over there behind the green bin?
I crept up to see
What the ruckus might be
And found two tramps living in sin!

While washing my car yesterday

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While washing my car yesterday
I waved to the man across the way :wave:

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While washing my car yesterday
I waved to the man across the way
Then he turned round and mooned :open_mouth:

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While washing my car yesterday
I waved to the man across the way
Then he turned round and mooned
And I damn near swooned

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While washing my car yesterday
I waved to the man across the way
Then he turned round and mooned
And I damn near swooned
“What a beautiful bum!” I heard myself say :rofl:

Turns out he was known for his antics

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Turns out he was known for his antics
It was his idea of romantic

(Hiya Ruthio :wave:)

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Turns out he was known for his antics
It was his idea of romantic
Till that one fateful night

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Turns out he was known for his antics
It was his idea of romantic
Till that one fateful night
His bum got frost bite

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Turns out he was known for his antics
It was his idea of romantic
Till that one fateful night
His bum got frost bite
It turned out he did it for kicks.

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Poor lad lost the use of one leg

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Poor lad lost the use of one leg
Docs decided to make him a peg

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Poor lad lost the use of one leg
Docs decided to make him a peg
With a really sharp spike