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Heading outside I chuckled and thought
The night’s little blunder, the havoc I’d wrought

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Heading outside I chuckled and thought
The night’s little blunder, the havoc I’d wrought
Will have to start this day anew

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Heading outside I chuckled and thought
The night’s little blunder, the havoc I’d wrought
Will have to start this day anew
The hunt for a rhyme, something quite new

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Heading outside I chuckled and thought
The night’s little blunder, the havoc I’d wrought
Will have to start this day anew
The hunt for a rhyme, something quite new
This will be easy, don’t look distraught

Looking outside my window today

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Looking outside my window today
I watched my three children at play

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Looking outside my window today
I watched my three children at play
With a bat, and a ball

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Looking outside my window today
I watched my three children at play
With a bat, and a ball
Against the wall

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Looking outside my window today
I watched my three children at play
With a bat and a ball
Against the house wall
A game that went on all day

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Will I build a big snowman today?

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Will I build a big snowman today?
Not unless snow comes our way

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Will I build a big snowman today?
Not unless snow comes our way
But they say that it’s due

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Will I build a big snowman today?
Not unless snow comes our way
But they say that due
And it’s winter, what’s new

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Will I build a big snowman today?
Not unless snow comes our way
But they say that it’s due
And it’s winter, what’s new
Best not put that shovel away.

There was a young lady from Devon

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There was a young lady from Devon
Whose smile made you feel you’re in heaven

Hi Mups, happy new year to you. XX

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There was a young lady from Devon
Whose smile made you feel you’re in heaven
“Good Morning” said she

(Hiya EZ, happy new year to you too). x

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There was a young lady from Devon
Whose smile made you feel you’re in heaven
“Good Morning” said she
“Same to you”, replied he

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There was a young lady from Devon
Whose smile made you feel you’re in heaven
“Good Morning” said she
“Same to you”, replied he
Fancy coffee around eleven?

There was an old man from Carlisle

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There was an old man from Carlisle
Who sneaked into homes with a smile

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There was an old man from Carlisle
Who sneaked into homes with a smile
Then he’d make himself tea

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There was an old man from Carlisle
Who sneaked into homes with a smile
Then he’d make himself tea
Go upstairs for a wee