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Only a week til Christmas Eve
Another year gone, it’s hard to believe
The years go so quick

6702

Only a week til Christmas Eve
Another year gone, it’s hard to believe
The years go so quick
And here comes Saint Nick! :santa:

6703

Only a week til Christmas Eve
Another year gone, it’s hard to believe
The years go so quick
And here comes Saint Nick! :santa:
With gifts we all will receive.

While wishing an elf would appear

6704

While wishing an elf would appear
I was relaxed and supping a beer

6705

While wishing an elf would appear
I was relaxed and supping a beer
Thought I’d try on some tights

6706

While wishing an elf would appear
I was relaxed and supping a beer
Thought I’d try on some tights
But I got caught up on the lights

6707

While wishing an elf would appear
I was relaxed and supping a beer
Thought I’d try on some tights
But I got caught up on the lights
Spied elf on the shelf, he was near!

Another beer from the fridge I took

6708

Another beer from the fridge I took
I knew that, I can read you like a book

6709

Another beer from the fridge I took
I knew that, I can read you like a book
Well then, turn the page

6710

Another beer from the fridge I took
I knew that, I can read you like a book
Well then, turn the page
And act your age

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Another beer from the fridge I took
I knew that, I can read you like a book
Well then, turn the page
And act your age
Have a martini, make it well shook.

Waked the next morning, headache in tow

6712

Waked the next morning, headache in tow
More like a migraine, a right so and so

6713

Waked the next morning, headache in tow
More like a migraine, a right so and so
But as the day wore on

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Waked the next morning, headache in tow
More like a migraine, a right so and so
But as the day wore on
The pain had all gone

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Waked the next morning, headache in tow
More like a migraine, a right so and so
But as the day wore on
The pain had all gone
So back to the pub I did go

A few more pints won’t hurt thinks I

6716

A few more pints won’t hurt thinks I
Sat at the bar as a lass strolled by

6717

A few more pints won’t hurt thinks I
Sat at the bar as a lass strolled by
As she tripped and fell

6718

A few more pints won’t hurt thinks I
Sat at the bar as a lass strolled by
As she tripped and fell
She yelled . . “bloody 'ell”

6719

A few more pints won’t hurt thinks I
Sat at the bar as a lass strolled by
As she tripped and fell
She yelled . . “bloody 'ell”
“Can I help you up?” no reply.

Heading outside, I chuckled and thought

6720

Sorry - wrong thread!