Limericks. (New)

Poor Fred did not know what to do
His Shoe laces are now in two
But she looked so upset

Poor Fred did not know what to do
His Shoe laces are now in two
But she looked so upset
That he was filled with regret

Poor Fred did not know what to do
His Shoe laces are now in two
But she looked so upset
That he was filled with regret
So said “Let’s go take a pew.”

They sat, and Fred held her hand

They sat, and Fred held her hand
Mups thought “That really feels grand!”

They sat, and Fred held her hand
Mups thought “That really feels grand!”
“If they could see me now!”

They sat, and Fred held her hand
Mups thought “That really feels grand!”
“If they could see me now!”
“They’d raise an eyebow”

They sat, and Fred held her hand
Mups thought “That really feels grand!”
“If they could see me now!”
“They’d raise an eyebrow”
And think “I’m a one-night stand”

They set off on a moonlight stroll

They set off on a moonlight stroll
Was it love? Fred began to feel ‘whole’
They stopped for a kiss

They set off on a moonlight stroll
Was it love? Fred began to feel ‘whole’
They stopped for a kiss -
and boy, was it bliss

They set off on a moonlight stroll
Was it love? Fred began to feel ‘whole’
They stopped for a kiss -
and boy, was it bliss
Until Fred fell down a manhole

Down into the sewer he went

Down into the sewer he went
And got whisked from Dover to Kent

Down into the sewer he went
And got whisked from Dover to Kent
When he reached the Kent coast

Down into the sewer he went
And got whisked from Dover to Kent
When he reached the Kent coast
He longed for a Sunday roast…

Down into the sewer he went
And got whisked from Dover to Kent
When he reached the Kent coast
He longed for a Sunday roast…
But all of his money was spent

He had no choice but to beg

He had no choice but to beg
So pretended he’d only one leg

He had no choice but to beg
So pretended he’d only one leg
Then along came an old mate

He had no choice but to beg
So pretended he’d only one leg
Then along came an old mate
Along with his floosie, Kate

He had no choice but to beg
So pretended he’d only one leg
Then along came an old mate
Along with his floosie, Kate
And they all had fun sharing a keg!

Hiya Mupsy :wave:

Hiya Ruthio :wave:

Christmas is coming so fast

Christmas is coming so fast
And to next April it will last