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On the Irish Sea ferry
There are no loos, just a gerry
But I was bursting to go

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On the Irish Sea ferry
There are no loos. just a gerry
But I was bursting to go
We’ve all been there, you know

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On the Irish Sea ferry
There are no loos. just a gerry
But I was bursting to go
We’ve all been there, you know
Shouldn’t have drunk that Blackberry.

(Hi EZ :wave:)

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At the end of next week they’ve said snow
But they’re not always right dont’cha know

Hi there Mups XX

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At the end of next week they’ve said snow
But they’re not always right dont’cha know
P’raps Christmas will be white

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At the end of next week they’ve said snow
But they’re not always right dont’cha know
P’raps Christmas will be white
And won’t that be a sight!

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At the end of next week they’ve said snow
But they’re not always right dont’cha know
P’raps Christmas will be white
And won’t that be a sight!
And the first in years that I know.

I heard an Owl tweet tonight

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I heard an Owl tweet tonight
Two–Wit Two-Woo, sounds just right

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I heard an Owl tweet tonight
Two–Wit Two-Woo, sounds just right
He stared at the moon

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I heard an Owl tweet tonight
Two–Wit Two-Woo, sounds just right
He stared at the moon
I hope he comes again soon

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I heard an Owl tweet tonight
Two–Wit Two-Woo, sounds just right
He stared at the moon
I hope he comes again soon
And then he took off in flight.

When Fred asked Gertie to dance

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When Fred asked Gertie to dance
He just knew he was taking a chance

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When Fred asked Gertie to dance
He just knew he was taking a chance
But she looked so demure

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When Fred asked Gertie to dance
He just knew he was taking a chance
But she looked so demure,
and sort of ‘pure’

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When Fred asked Gertie to dance
He just knew he was taking a chance
But she looked so demure,
and sort of ‘pure’
His thoughts just turned to romance

But I can’t dance Gertie replied

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But I can’t dance Gertie replied
"Just follow me darlin’ " he sighed

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But I can’t dance Gertie replied
"Just follow me darlin’ " he sighed
With his hand on her waist

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But I can’t dance Gertie replied
"Just follow me darlin’ " he sighed
With his hand on her waist
The dance floor they now faced


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But I can’t dance Gertie replied
"Just follow me darlin’ " he sighed
With his hand on her waist
The dance floor they now faced

But she made a right mess of the glide

Poor Fred did not know what to do

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Poor Fred did not know what to do
His Shoe laces are now in two