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Just then a knock came at my door
I answered then let out a roar

6522

Just then a knock came at my door
I answered then let out a roar
For there stood a clown

6523

Just then a knock came at my door
I answered then let out a roar
For there stood a clown
Wearing nowt but a frown

6524

Just then a knock came at my door
I answered then let out a roar
For there stood a clown
Wearing nowt but a frown
And the red nose I truly abhor.

ā€œGo find someone else to exciteā€

6525

Go find someone else to excite
That outfit gave me a fright

6526

Go find someone else to excite
That outfit gave me a fright
I donā€™t want you here

6527

Go find someone else to excite
That outfit gave me a fright
I donā€™t want you here
I must have a beer

6528

Go find someone else to excite
That outfit gave me a fright
I donā€™t want you here
I must have a beer
And rest by my fire so bright.

With Christmas eight weeks away

6529

With Christmas eight weeks away
Santa was shining his sleigh

6530

With Christmas eight weeks away
Santa was shining his sleigh
Now whereā€™s my big sack

6531

With Christmas eight weeks away
Santa was shining his sleigh
Now whereā€™s my big sack
That I carry on my back

6532

With Christmas eight weeks away
Santa was shining his sleigh
Now whereā€™s my big sack
That I carry on my back
Crikey it seems to have gone astray

Now Santa is frantically searching his shed

6533

Now Santa is frantically searching his shed
The sack mice chewed, now only a thread

6534

Now Santa is frantically searching his shed
The sack mice chewed, now only a thread
Now what shall Santa do

6535

Now Santa is frantically searching his shed
The sack mice chewed, now only a thread
Now what shall Santa do
Christmas Eve canā€™t be through

6536

Now Santa is frantically searching his shed
The sack mice chewed, now only a thread
Now what shall Santa do
Christmas Eve canā€™t be through
Nothing for it but to go back to bed

Get up said Mrs Claus Iā€™ve an idea

6537

Hard to rhyme with that word, Chillie? :slightly_smiling_face:

6538

Get up said Mrs Claus Iā€™ve an idea
Christmas is back on, never fear

6539

Get up said Mrs Claus Iā€™ve an idea
Christmas is back on, never fear
I have made a new sack

(well done Maree) :+1:

6540

Get up said Mrs Claus Iā€™ve an idea
Christmas is back on, never fear
I have made a new sack
It fits well on my back