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Down in the woods came a sound
The bark of a hunting hound

6502

Down in the woods came a sound
The bark of a hunting hound
They, too, were after the hare

6503

Down in the woods came a sound
The bark of a hunting hound
They, too, were after the hare
But now the horizon was bare

6504

Down in the woods came a sound
The bark of a hunting hound
They, too, were after the hare
But now the horizon was bare
Dogs headed home on a rebound.

Next day the weather was vile

6505

Next day the weather was vile
But I havenā€™t been out for awhile

6506

Next day the weather was vile
But I havenā€™t been out for awhile
Such cold winds and rain

6507

Next day the weather was vile
But I havenā€™t been out for a while
Such cold winds and rain
Are a real pain

6508

Next day the weather was vile
But I havenā€™t been out for a while
Such cold winds and rain
Are a real pain
Itā€™s hard to raise much of a smile.

The bonfireā€™s being built in the park

6509

The bonfireā€™s being built in the park
To be lit when it becomes dark

6510

The bonfireā€™s being built in the park
To be lit when it becomes dark
Then the fireworks will start

(Evening Judsy) :slightly_smiling_face:

6511

Evening Mups. :039:

The bonfireā€™s being built in the park
To be lit when it becomes dark
Then the fireworks will start
Will you take part?

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The bonfireā€™s being built in the park
To be lit when it becomes dark
Then the fireworks will start
Will you take part?
Nah, but kids will think itā€™s a lark.

Then my car gets covered in ash

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Then my car gets covered in ash
Shittened* up in a flash

*Yorkshire vernacular :slightly_smiling_face:

6514

Then my car gets covered in ash
Shittened* up in a flash
Though remains can been seen

6515

Then my car gets covered in ash
Shittened* up in a flash
Though remains can been seen
Then I wash it clean

6516

Then my car gets covered in ash
Shittened* up in a flash
Though remains can been seen
Then I wash it clean
And avoiding puddles I dash.

Tonight I tried sitting alone

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Tonight I tried sitting alone
But just incase, I sat by the phone

6518

Tonight I tried sitting alone
But just in case, I sat by the phone
But no-one rang

6519

Tonight I tried sitting alone
But just in case, I sat by the phone
But no-one rang
And I thought with a pang

6520

Tonight I tried sitting alone
But just in case, I sat by the phone
But no-one rang
And I thought with a pang
ā€œWill someone please throw me a boneā€?

Just then a knock came at my door