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I’m in a bad mood today
Why is that m’dear, please say

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’m in a bad mood today
Why is that m’dear, please say
Me batter went flat

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I’m in a bad mood today
Why is that m’dear, please say
Me batter went flat
Then i trod in a cow pat

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I’m in a bad mood today
Why is that m’dear, please say
Me batter went flat
Then i trod in a cow pat
And me washing has come out all grey

All in all I think I will scream

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All in all I think I will scream
Fed up with things not as they seem

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All in all I think I will scream
Fed up with things not as they seem
They have to get better

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All in all I think I will scream
Fed up with things not as they seem
They have to get better
Or speak out as a debtor

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All in all I think I will scream
Fed up with things not as they seem
They have to get better
Or speak out as a debtor
While eating your jelly and cream

A fox and a hare had a fight

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A fox and a hare had a fight
Poor hare kept trying to take flight

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A fox and a hare had a fight
Poor hare kept trying to take flight
But the Fox was to sly

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A fox and a hare had a fight
Poor hare kept trying to take flight
But the Fox was to sly
Until the hare did espy

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A fox and a hare had a fight
Poor hare kept trying to take flight
But the Fox was to sly
Until the hare did espy
A hiding place off to the right

The hare disappeared down a hole

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The hare disappeared down a hole
And quickly prayed to save his soul

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The hare disappeared down a hole
And quickly prayed to save his soul
The fox gave a bark

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The hare disappeared down a hole
And quickly prayed to save his soul
The fox gave a bark
Hare flew like a lark

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The hare disappeared down a hole
And quickly prayed to save his soul
The fox gave a bark
Hare flew like a lark
And underground he met Mr. Mole.

Mole said “Good morning to you”

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Mole said “Good morning to you”
Hare said “well how do you do”

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Mole said “Good morning to you”
Hare said “well how do you do”
“Not too bad” Mole replied

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Mole said “Good morning to you”
Hare said “well how do you do”
“Not too bad” Mole replied
"I’ve just popped in here to hide

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Mole said “Good morning to you”
Hare said “well how do you do”
“Not too bad” Mole replied
"I’ve just popped in here to hide
Visitors said mole “are so few”

Down in the woods came a sound