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I fought just to stay above water
My boots filled up over a quarter

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I fought just to stay above water
My boots filled up over a quarter
While sloshing about

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I fought just to stay above water
My boots filled up over a quarter
While sloshing about
Set off my gout

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fought just to stay above water
My boots filled up over a quarter
While sloshing about
Set off my gout
And made me a little bit shorter

So I went for a trip on a train

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So I went for a trip on a train
To my wife I had to explain

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So I went for a trip on a train
To my wife I had to explain
She said “Calm down dear”

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So I went for a trip on a train
To my wife I had to explain
She said “Calm down dear”
“Or you’ll come over all queer”

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So I went for a trip on a train
To my wife I had to explain
She said “Calm down dear”
“Or you’ll come over all queer”
“And you’re getting to be quite a pain.”

Milly sat on the pier eating chips

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Milly sat on the pier eating chips
Wondering how much will go to her hips

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Milly sat on the pier eating chips
Wondering how much will go to her hips
So she ate only half

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Milly sat on the pier eating chips
Wondering how much will go to her hips
So she ate only half
And then just for a laugh

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Milly sat on the pier eating chips
Wondering how much will go to her hips
So she ate only half
And then just for a laugh
She threw the rest at some ships.

As Judd sat making his Christmas list

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As Judd sat making his Christmas list
Much shorter this year and he was pissed

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As Judd sat making his Christmas list
Much shorter this year and he was pissed
For he’d been at the whisky

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As Judd sat making his Christmas list
Much shorter this year and he was pissed
For he’d been at the whisky
A habit that is risky

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As Judd sat making his Christmas list
Much shorter this year and he was pissed
For he’d been at the whisky
A habit that is risky
Then gave up and started playing Whist.

Then he heard a strange noise outside

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Then he heard a strange noise outside
It was the local Hell’s Angels out for a ride

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Then he heard a strange noise outside
It was the local Hell’s Angels out for a ride
They revved at they roared

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Then he heard a strange noise outside
It was the local Hell’s Angels out for a ride
They revved and they roared
Because they were bored

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Then he heard a strange noise outside
It was the local Hell’s Angels out for a ride
They revved and they roared
Because they were bored
And then orderd Mars Bars deep fried

I’m in a bad mood today