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The adder slid onto the shore
Then slithered along the floor
It hissed and it spat

6442

The adder slid onto the shore
Then slithered along the floor
It hissed and it spat
Before biting a cat

6443

The adder slid onto the shore
Then slithered along the floor
It hissed and it spat
Before biting a cat
The poor cat let out such a roar.

“What shall I do tomorrow?” said Fred

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“What shall I do tomorrow?” said Fred
“If the weather is shite I may stay in bed”

6445

“What shall I do tomorrow?” said Fred
“If the weather is shite I may stay in bed”
But if it is sunny

6446

"What shall I do tomorrow?” said Fred
“If the weather is shite I may stay in bed”
But if it is sunny
I’ll withdraw some money

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"What shall I do tomorrow?” said Fred
“If the weather is shite I may stay in bed”
But if it is sunny
I’ll withdraw some money
And go to the seaside instead.

I spotted a shoplifter one day

(Hi Tango) :raised_hand:

6448

I spotted a shoplifter one day
Taking goods but not wanting to pay

(Good morning, Mups - a wet and dreicht day here)

6449

I spotted a shoplifter one day
Taking goods but not wanting to pay
So I summoned a cop

6450

I spotted a shoplifter one day
Taking goods but not wanting to pay
So I summoned a cop
With cheeks of mutton chops

6451

I spotted a shoplifter one day
Taking goods but not wanting to pay
So I summoned a cop
With cheeks of mutton chop
And he chased the thief with a spray.

The thief saw the cop give chase

6452

The thief saw the cop give chase
It turned into one hell of a race

6453

The thief saw the cop give chase
It turned into one hell of a race
The cop put on a spurt

6454

The thief saw the cop give chase
It turned into one hell of a race
The cop put on a spurt
Till he slipped on the dirt

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The thief saw the cop give chase
It turned into one hell of a race
The cop put on a spurt
Till he slipped on the dirt
And the thief made off at a pace.

Dark clouds were fast blowing by

6456

Dark clouds were fast blowing by
And rain was filling the sky

6457

Dark clouds were fast flowing by
And rain was filling the sky
The drains couldn’t cope

6458

Dark clouds were fast flowing by
And rain was filling the sky
The drains couldn’t cope
And i was giving up hope

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Dark clouds were fast flowing by
And rain was filling the sky
The drains couldn’t cope
And I was giving up hope
I was thinking, The end is nigh.

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I fought just to stay above water