Limericks. (New)

General Chat Games
6401

I’ve bought a ticket to the States
To go and see my best mates

6402

I’ve bought a ticket to the States
To go and see my best mates
My flight was delayed

6403

I’ve bought a ticket to the States
To go and see my best mates
My flight was delayed
Because my plane had strayed

6404

I’ve bought a ticket to the States
To go and see my best mates
My flight was delayed
Because my plane had strayed
And the galley had run out of plates

A man stuck at passport control

6405

A man stuck at passport control
Was sporting a floral buttonhole

6406

A man stuck at passport control
Was sporting a floral buttonhole
He looked very smart

6407

A man stuck at passport control
Was sporting a floral buttonhole
He looked very smart
While pushing his cart

6408

A man stuck at passport control
Was sporting a floral buttonhole
He looked very smart
While pushing his cart
But wouldn’t speak to a soul.

While queuing for petrol today

6409

While queuing for petrol today
A queue jumper got in my way

6410

While queuing for petrol today
A queue jumper got in my way
But I settled his hash

6411

While queuing for petrol today
A queue jumper got in my way
But I settled his hash
And gave him a bash

6412

While queuing for petrol today
A queue jumper got in my way
But I settled his hash
And gave him a bash
He didn’t quite know what to say

A gentleman called Arthur reed

6413

A gentleman called Arthur Reed
Liked to grow all his veggies from seed

6414

A gentleman called Arthur Reed
Liked to grow all his veggies from seed
He planted some veg

6415

A gentleman called Arthur Reed
Liked to grow all his veggies from seed
He planted some veg
On his window ledge

6416

A gentleman called Arthur Reed
Liked to grow all his veggies from seed
He planted some veg
On his window ledge
But the pigeons decided to feed

So Arthur then had an odd thought

6417

So Arthur then had an odd thought
A shotgun he did bought

6418

So Arthur then had an odd thought
A shotgun he did bought
He loaded the round

6419

So Arthur then had an odd thought
A shotgun he did bought
He loaded the round
Pulled the trigger, what a sound!

6420

So Arthur then had an odd thought
A shotgun he did bought
He loaded the round
Pulled the trigger, what a sound!
Which made him feel very frought.

It’ll soon be firework night