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6381

While potting up plants in my shed
On my shirt I noticed a thread
So I gave it a tug

6382

While potting up plants in my shed
On my shirt I noticed a thread
So I gave it a tug
Then spotted a bug

6383

While potting up plants in my shed
On my shirt I noticed a thread
So I gave it a tug
Then spotted a bug
So I potted the bug up instead.

A bit later my conscience kicked in

6384

A bit later my conscience kicked in
To be cruel is committing a sin

6385

A bit later my conscience kicked in
To be cruel is committing a sin
So I dug up the bug

6386

A bit later my conscience kicked in
To be cruel is committing a sin
So I dug up the bug
And gave it a hug

6387

A bit later my conscience kicked in
To be cruel is committing a sin
So I dug up the bug
And gave it a hug
Then threw it straight into the bin

For dinner today I will cook

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For dinner today I will cook
Something from my best new book

6389

For dinner today I will cook
Something from my best new book
Savoury or sweet?

6390

For dinner today I will cook
Something from my best new book
Savoury or sweet?
I might even ask Pete

6391

For dinner today I will cook
Something from my best new book
Savoury or sweet?
I might even ask Pete
And then in the fridge I will look

The leaves are now turning to gold

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The leaves are now turning to gold
Autumn colours so warm and bold

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The leaves are now turning to gold
Autumn colours so warm and bold
There’s a nip in the air

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The leaves are now turning to gold
Autumn colours so warm and bold
There’s a nip in the air
And a breeze through my hair

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The leaves are now turning to gold
Autumn colours so warm and bold
There’s a nip in the air
And a breeze through my hair
And the tip of my nose feels cold

I must buy a new winter coat

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I must buy a new winter coat
Made from wool, not the hair of a goat!

6397

I must buy a new winter coat
Made from wool, not the hair of a goat!
Cos goat wool makes you itch

6398

I must buy a new winter coat
Made from wool, not the hair of a goat!
Cos goat wool makes you itch
Often seems you have a twitch

6399

Must buy a new winter coat
Made from wool, not the hair of a goat!
Cos goat wool makes you itch
Often seems you have a twitch
But at least it’s not a mink or a stoat

6400

I’ve bought a ticket to the States