So Amy went off feeling sore
Just after she’d crashed to the floor
With a dent in her pride
And a pain in her side
So Amy went off feeling sore
Just after she’d crashed to the floor
With a dent in her pride
And a pain in her side
She went off to settle the score.
While thinking of which plot she should use
While thinking of which plot she should use
At the same time as nursing a bruise
While thinking of which plot she should use
At the same time as nursing a bruise
A cart came in view
While thinking of which plot she should use
At the same time as nursing a bruise
A cart came in view
Driven by handsome Hugh
While thinking of which plot she should use
At the same time as nursing a bruise
A cart came in view
Driven by handsome Hugh
Hitched a ride, she couldn’t refuse.
The bumps tossed her this way and that
The bumps tossed her this way and that
Then a branch knocked off her hat
The bumps tossed her this way and that
Then a branch knocked off her hat
It flew into the road
The bumps tossed her this way and that
Then a branch knocked off her hat
It flew into the road
Where a grumpy old toad
The bumps tossed her this way and that
Then a branch knocked off her hat
It flew into the road
Where a grumpy old toad
Puffed up himself for combat.
The roadside was littered in trash
The roadside was littered with trash,
And somebody’s old pie and mash
The roadside was littered with trash,
And somebody’s old pie and mash
A bag of cold chips
The roadside was littered with trash,
And somebody’s old pie and mash
A bag of cold chips
And trousers with rips
The roadside was littered with trash,
And somebody’s old pie and mash
A bag of cold chips
And trousers with rips
And a heap of dog ends and ash.
As Bert chucked a can in the bin
As Bert chucked a can in the bin
It bounced and it didn’t go in
As Bert chucked a can in the bin
It bounced and it didn’t go in
So he tried one more time
As Bert chucked a can in the bin
It bounced and it didn’t go in
So he tried one more time
And aimed for the grime
As Bert chucked a can in the bin
It bounced and it didn’t go in
So he tried one more time
And aimed for the grime
But then the poor bugger fell in!
Think EZ’s forgotten the next one? 
While potting up plants in my shed
While potting up plants in my shed
On my shirt I noticed a thread