Limericks. (New)

General Chat Games
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She tied him down tight to a chair
And vowed “You’ll pay dearly for that affair”
“It’s the other woman who is to blame”
And I’m getting wise to her game

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She tied him down tight to a chair
And vowed “You’ll pay dearly for that affair”
“It’s the other woman who is to blame”
And I’m getting wise to her game
Her admiration is a cross I must bear

Thank goodness it’s Friday night :wine_glass:

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Thank goodness it’s Friday night
we can all go out for a bite

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Thank goodness it’s Friday night
We can all go out for a bite
I prefer to stay home

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Thank goodness it’s Friday night
We can all go out for a bite
I prefer to stay home
Getting too old to roam

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Thank goodness it’s Friday night
We can all go out for a bite
I prefer to stay home
Getting too old to roam
And I only go out when it’s light

Times passing by at a rate

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Times passing by at a rate
I often can’t remember the date

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Times passing by at a rate
I often can’t remember the date
The years just fly by

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Times passing by at a rate
I often can’t remember the date
The years just fly by
And much as I try

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Times passing by at a rate
I often can’t remember the date
The years just fly by
And much as I try
I can’t seem to think straight

This is the story of Amy McPhee

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This is the story of Amy Mcphee
Is she the one that became a Nanee?

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This is the story of Amy Mcphee
Is she the one that became a Nanee?
She had funny teeth

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This is the story of Amy Mcphee
Is she the one that became a Nanee?
She had funny teeth
And soon came to grief

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This is the story of Amy Mcphee
Is she the one that became a Nanee?
She had funny teeth
And soon came to grief
While scrumping she fell from the tree

The doctor said listen my girl

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The doctor said listen my girl
From branches you never should whirl

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The doctor said listen my girl
From branches you never should whirl
Keep your feet on the ground

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The doctor said listen my girl
From branches you never should whirl
Keep your feet on the ground
And I’ll bet you a pound

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The doctor said listen my girl
From branches you never should whirl
Keep your feet on the ground
And I’ll bet you a pound
And then you can give me a twirl.

So Amy went off feeling sore

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So Amy went off feeling sore
Just after she’d crashed to the floor

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So Amy went off feeling sore
Just after she’d crashed to the floor
With a dent in her pride