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Fortunately a trampoline was below
Which considerably softened the blow
But as she bounced high
Her left glass eye

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Fortunately a trampoline was below
Which considerably softened the blow
But as she bounced high
Her left glass eye
Landed on Fred’s banjo! :lol:

This made Fred play out of tune

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This made Fred play out of tune
So he whipped out his contrabassoon

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This made Fred play out of tune
So he whipped out his contrabassoon
The crowd went wild

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This made Fred play out of tune
So he whipped out his contrabassoon
The crowd went wild
They were completely beguiled

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This made Fred play out of tune
So he whipped out his contrabassoon
The crowd went wild
They were completely beguiled
Even Edna collapsed in a swoon.

Fred searched for Edna’s glass eye

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Fred searched for Edna’s glass eye
He hunted both low also high

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Fred searched for Edna’s glass eye
He hunted both low also high
Then lo and behold

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Fred searched for Edna’s glass eye
He hunted both low also high
Then lo and behold
It suddenly rolled

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Fred searched for Edna’s glass eye
He hunted both low also high
Then lo and behold
It suddenly rolled
Out from under his thigh.

Edna knew she loved Fred then

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Edna knew she loved Fred then
If she was Barbie, he’d be her Ken

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Edna knew she loved Fred then
If she was Barbie, he’d be her Ken
If only they’d known

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Edna knew she loved Fred then
If she was Barbie, he’d be her Ken
If only they’d known
His forthcoming wedding to postpone

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Edna knew she loved Fred then
If she was Barbie, He’d be her Ken
If only they’d known
His coming wedding to postpone
Cos Edna ran off with young Ben.

Poor Fred sobbed all the next day

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Poor Fred sobbed all the next day
His true love had gone away

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Poor Fred sobbed all the next day
His true love had gone away
So he logged in to Twitter

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Poor Fred sobbed all the next day
His true love had gone away
So he logged in to Twitter
'Cos he was no quitter

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Poor Fred sobbed all the next day
His true love had gone away
So he logged in to Twitter
'Cos he was no quitter
It was love at the end of the day

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Old Edna was in Southern Spain