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Hurrah for Fred. Your turn again, LD

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Sorry, didn’t notice …

Old Edna was in Southern Spain
But was feeling rather frisky again

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Sorry, didn’t notice …

Old Edna was in Southern Spain
But was feeling rather frisky again
So she ripped off her top

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Old Edna was in Southern Spain
But was feeling rather frisky again
So she ripped off her top
Alas, along came a cop

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Old Edna was in Southern Spain
But was feeling rather frisky again
So she ripped off her top
Alas, along came a cop
And said “You’ve got sex on the brain!”

She was arrested and chucked in the clink

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She was arrested and chucked in the clink
And given Sangria to drink

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She was arrested and chucked in the clink
And given Sangria to drink
But it made her feel frisky

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Feeling frisky twice in a night - she’s bl**dy lucky!

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Hah, twice in a year would do! :lol:

She was arrested and chucked in the clink
And given Sangria to drink
But it made her feel frisky
So she changed it to whisky

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She was arrested and chucked in the clink
And given Sandria to drink
But it made her feel frisky
So she changed it to whisky
Then got laid as quick as a wink.

Next morning she woke up at nine

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Next morning she woke up at nine
Her lover had gone, the swine

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Next morning she woke up at nine
Her lover had gone, the swine
“I feel used”, she declared

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Next morning she woke up at nine
Her lover had gone, the swine
“I feel used”, she declared
I thought that he cared

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Next morning she woke up at nine
Her lover had gone, the swine
“I feel used”, she declared
I thought that he cared
Perhaps I should have declined.

So she sat on the wall in the sun

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So she sat on the wall in the sun
Thinking of what she had done

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So she sat on the wall in the sun
Thinking of what she had done
I really must repent

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So she sat on the wall in the sun
Thinking of what she had done
I really must repent
With no malcontent

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So she sat on the wall in the sun
Thinking of what she had done
I really must repent
With no malcontent
I know, I’ll become a nun!

With the Mother Superior she met

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With the Mother Superior she met
Before her blancmange had set

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With the Mother Superior she met
Before her blancmange had set
With a cherry on top