Do you worry about who might get in?
Yes! Particularly if it’s Cor-byn.
I could slap his smug face
He and Sturgeon are a disgrace
Do you worry about who might get in?
Yes! Particularly if it’s Cor-byn.
I could slap his smug face
He and Sturgeon are a disgrace
I do hope neither win.
When Edna got the bus into town
I do hope neither win.
Me too, Mups. Would you like to start the next one, please?
Sorry Tango, was fiddling about altering it! 
When Edna got the bus into town
When Edna got the bus into town
She was looking for a new evening gown
When Edna got the bus into town
She was looking for a new evening gown
She searched high and low
When Edna got the bus into town
She was looking for a new evening gown
She searched high and low
But frocks were a no show
When Edna got the bus into town
She was looking for a new evening gown
She searched high and low
But frocks were a no show
So she went wearing nowt but a frown.
Since the age of three she was fat
Since the age of three she was fat
But she wished her tummy was flat
Since the age of three she was fat
But she wished her tummy was flat
So she sweated and heaved
Since the age of three she was fat
But she wished her tummy was flat
So she sweated and heaved
And slowly achieved
Since the age of three she was fat
But she wished her tummy was flat
So she sweated and heaved
And slowly achieved
The body of an acrobat
To the circus she then made her way
To the circus she then made her way
From a trapeze she was hoping to sway
To the circus she then made her way
From a trapeze she was hoping to sway
But then fate reared it’s head
To the circus she then made her way
From a trapeze she was hoping to sway
But then fate reared it’s head
Her catcher, called Ted
To the circus she then made her way
From a trapeze she was hoping to sway
But then fate reared it’s head
Her catcher, called Ted
Wasn’t looking, to everyone’s dismay
Fortunately a trampoline was below
Fortunately a trampoline was below
Which considerably softened the blow
Fortunately a trampoline was below
Which considerably softened the blow
But as she bounced high