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The arm, it became free
I think it was broken, between you and me
To A&E they did go
And saw a Consultant named Joe

6282

The arm, it became free
I think it was broken, between you and me
To A&E they did go
And saw a Consultant named Joe
Who made him a nice cuppa tea.

6283

This topic Iā€™d like to revive
To get it going again I will strive

6284

This topic Iā€™d like to revive
To get it going again I will strive
For without it I fear

6285

This topic Iā€™d like to revive
To get it going again I will strive
For without it I fear
there may just be a tear

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This topic Iā€™d like to revive
To get it going again I will strive
For without it I fear
there may just be a tear
And my confidence will take a high dive!

So hereā€™s a rhyme, letā€™s start anew

6287

So hereā€™s a rhyme letā€™s start anew
Secretly between me and you

6288

So hereā€™s a rhyme letā€™s start anew
Secretly between me and you
But no, letā€™s widen the net

6289

So hereā€™s a rhyme letā€™s start anew
Secretly between me and you
But no, letā€™s widen the net
And see who we can get

6290

So hereā€™s a rhyme letā€™s start anew
Secretly between me and you
But no, letā€™s widen the net
And see who we can get
Oh look! Thereā€™s quite a few.

6291

Postman pat had filled his sack

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Postman pat had filled his sack
But mail slipped out through a crack

6293

Postman pat had filled his sack
But mail slipped out through a crack
It got into the wrong hands

6294

Postman pat had filled his sack
But mail slipped out through a crack
It got into the wrong hands
As it blew across the sands

6295

Postman pat had filled his sack
But mail slipped out through a crack
It got into the wrong hands
As it blew across the sand
Our pat now he really was slack

He went to get into his van

6296

He went to get into his van
To find a brush and dustpan

6297

He went to get into his van
To find a brush and dustpan
But instead he did find

6298

He went to get into his van
To find a brush and dustpan
But instead he did find
Some old lemon rind

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He went to get into his van
To find a brush and dustpan
But instead he did find
Some old lemon rind
Which was dumped by a woman named Ann

Now Ann was a bit of a frump

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Now Ann was a bit of a frump
Who looked like she had a big lump