Now the goat he was not amused
" Wasn’t me! why am I always accused?"
The goat started to bleat
Now the goat he was not amused
" Wasn’t me! why am I always accused?"
The goat started to bleat
Then stamped his feet
Now the goat he was not amused
" Wasn’t me! why am I always accused?"
The goat started to bleat
Then stamped his feet
Now look here, I’m being abused" 
This evening I’m watching the new thriller
This evening I’m watching the new thriller
Suranne Jones seeking a killer
This evening I’m watching the new thriller
Suranne Jones seeking a killer
Everyone under the water 
This evening I’m watching the new thriller
Suranne Jones seeking a killer
Everyone under the water
The breathing aids must not falter
This evening I’m watching the new thriller
Suranne Jones seeking a killer
Everyone under the water
The breathing aids must not falter
Turns out a toxic caterpillar.
The bunny dug deep underground
The bunny dug deep underground
A waste of time, nothing was found
The bunny dug deep underground
A waste of time, nothing was found
He came up for air
As Spike Milligan said.
The boy stood on the burning deck,
When all be had left.
Idiot.
The bunny dug deep underground
A waste of time, nothing was found
He came up for air
And guess who was there
The bunny dug deep underground
A waste of time, nothing was found
He came up for air
And guess who was there
The warden from Animal Impound!
It frightened him so his legs became stiff
It frightened him so his legs became stiff
Then he sniffed the air, and caught whiff
It frightened him so his legs became stiff
Then he sniffed the air, and caught whiff
Of the farmers old dog
It frightened him so his legs became stiff
The he sniffed the air and caught a whiff
Of the farmers old dog
Having fun with a hog
It frightened him so his legs became stiff
The he sniffed the air and caught a whiff
Of the farmers old dog
Having fun with a hog
He shook his legs and was off in a Jiff
It’s so dull here today
I’m adding another word to this starter to make a Limerick possible.
It’s so very dull here today
I don’t want to go out and play
It’s so very dull here today
I don’t want to go out and play
So I turned on the tele
It’s so very dull here today
I don’t want to go out and play
So I turned on the tele
Laid down on my belly
It’s so very dull here today
I don’t want to go out and play
So I turned on the tele
Laid down on my belly
And stopped myself feeling so grey
Feet up really fancied a beer