Limericks. (New)

[Mups]

As I fell through the boards
And hurtled down towards
The dark depths below
With not even a glow

[paula]

As I fell through the boards
And hurtled down towards
The dark depths below
With not even a glow
I heard somebody whisper these words

There’s room for another down here

[EZ_Rider]

There’s room for another down here
'ang on, i’ll just finish my beer

[Judd]

There’s room for another down here
'ang on, i’ll just finish my beer
“Save some for me”

[EZ_Rider]

There’s room for another down here
'ang on, i’ll just finish my beer
“Save some for me”
“But first i must pee”

[Tezza]

There’s room for another down here
'ang on, i’ll just finish my beer
“Save some for me”
“But first i must pee”
Else I’ll come over all queer.

The publican said no more ale

[Judd]

The publican said no more ale
It’s all gone off, and is stale

[paula]

The publican said no more ale
It’s all gone off, and it’s stale
Well there’s plenty of wine

[RightNow]

The publican said no more ale
It’s all gone off, and it’s stale
Well there’s plenty of wine
“I’ll just sip and recline”

[Mups]

The publican said no more ale
It’s all gone off, and it’s stale
Well there’s plenty of wine
“I’ll just sip and recline”
Ooh what’s that in mine? - A snail!

So I dropped it in Ernie’s glass

[Mups]

So I dropped it in Ernie’s glass
While he went for a fag on the grass

[ruthio]

So I dropped it in Ernie’s glass
While he went for a fag on the grass
When he next took a sip

[Mups]

So I dropped it in Ernie’s glass
While he went for a fag on the grass
When he next took a sip
Snail bumped against his lip

(Hi Ruthio)

[Judd]

So I dropped it in Ernie’s glass
While he went for a fag on the grass
When he next took a sip
Snail bumped against his lip
Then he swallowed it, alas

The snail got stuck in his throat

[ruthio]

So I dropped it in Ernie’s glass
While he went for a fag on the grass
When he next took a sip
Snail bumped against his lip
He had such a fright he fell on his a☆☆ e

(Hi Mupsy )

These rhymes they do make me larf!

[Mups]

The snail got stuck in his throat
What Ernie said I dare not quote

[Tezza]

The snail got stuck in his throat
What Ernie said I dare not quote
He gave a loud cough

[Mups]

The snail got stuck in his throat
What Ernie said I dare not quote
He gave a loud cough
And bent over a trough

[Chillie6]

The snail got stuck in his throat
What Ernie said I dare not quote
He gave a loud cough
And bent over a trough
And threw up all over a goat

Now the goat he was not amused

[EZ_Rider]

Now the goat he was not amused
" Wasn’t me! why am I always accused?"