The sunbather gave Fred a glare
A look that said, “Don’t you dare”
The sunbather gave Fred a glare
A look that said “Don’t you dare”
“Drop that ice on my belly”
The sunbather gave Fred a glare
A look that said “Don’t you dare”
“Drop that ice on my belly
Fred said “Not on your Nelly”
The sunbather gave Fred a glare
A look that said “Don’t you dare”
“Drop that ice on my belly”
Fred said “Not on your Nelly”
But nevertheless beware!
Shall we start the next one EZ?
The telephone rang late one night
The telephone rang late one night
'Twas so late that it gave me a fright
The telephone rang late one night
'Twas so late that it gave me a fright
Heavy breathing I heard
The telephone rang late one night
'Twas so late that it gave me a fright
Heavy breathing I heard
But never a word
The telephone rang late one night
'Twas so late that it gave me a fright
Heavy breathing I heard
But never a word
But it was only a dream so was alright
Was it only a dream I thought
Was it only a dream I thought
It made me feel a bit fraught
Was it only a dream I thought
It made me feel a bit fraught
Was a bit of a worry
Was it only a dream I thought
It made me feel a bit fraught
Was a bit of a worry
As I’d just finished me curry
Was it only a dream I thought
It made me feel a bit fraught
Was a bit of a worry
As I’d just finished me curry
And still felt a little distraught.
So I went and locked the back door
So I went and locked the back door
Nary a creak as I crossed the floor
So I went and locked the back door
Nary a creak as I crossed the floor
When all at once
So I went and locked the back door
Nary a creak as I crossed the floor
When all at once
I heard a crunch
So I went and locked the back door
Nary a creak as I crossed the floor
When all at once
I heard a crunch
And realised I had a floor no more
As I fell through the boards
As I fell through the boards
And hurtled down towards
(that’s a tricky one Chillie)!
Yes thank you very much 
As I fell through the boards
And hurtled down towards
The dark depths below