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General Chat Games
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I would love a PM from you :kissing_heart:
Would it just say “How do you do?”

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I would love a PM from you :kissing_heart:
Would it just say “How do you do?”
No it would say

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I would love a PM from you :kissing_heart:
Would it just say “How do you do?”
No it would say
“You’ve made my day!” :sunny:

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I would love a PM from you :kissing_heart:
Would it just say “How do you do?”
No it would say
“You’ve made my day!”
“You’re a cracker, if only you knew.” :smiley:

Still tired, and needing more sleep

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Still tired, and needing more sleep
Maybe start by counting some sheep

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Still tired, and needing more sleep
Maybe start by counting some sheep
But if that fails to work

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Still tired, and needing more sleep
Maybe start by counting some sheep
But if that fails to work
And up you can’t perk

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Still tired, and needing more sleep
Maybe start by counting some sheep
But if that fails to work
And up you can’t perk
An alarm you won’t need that goes beep

Poor Fred he felt tired and worn

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Poor Fred he felt tired and worn
And he couldn’t wake up in the morn

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Poor Fred he felt tired and worn
And he couldn’t wake up in the morn
So he slept until noon

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Poor Fred he felt tired and worn
And he couldn’t wake up in the morn
So he slept until noon
Which came all to soon

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Poor Fred he felt tired and worn
And he couldn’t wake up in the morn
So he slept until noon
Which came all to soon
And he wished that he’d never been born

Fred thinks “A holiday is what I need”

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Fred thinks “A holiday is what I need
Sun, drink and plenty of feed”

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Fred thinks “A holiday is what I need"
"Sun, drink and plenty of feed”
“With wine, women, and song”

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Fred thinks " A holiday is what I need
Sun, drink and plenty of feed
With wine, women and song
D’ya fancy coming along?"

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Fred thinks " A holiday is what I need
Sun, drink and plenty of feed
With wine, women and song
D’ya fancy coming along?"
Of course said Fred as he agreed

Now Fred was relaxed in the sun

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Now Fred was relaxed in the sun
And having far too much fun

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Now Fred was relaxed in the sun
And having far too much fun
He heard someone yell

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Now Fred was relaxed in the sun
And having far to much fun
He heard someone yell
“This sun burns like hell!”

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Now Fred was relaxed in the sun
And having far to much fun
He heard someone yell
“This sun burns like hell!
Said Fred ,then turn over you’re done

The sunbather gave Fred a glare