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Now we mustn’t get maudlin you know
We need to go with the flow
Laugh and smile every day

(Hi Mupsy! :038: )

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Now we mustn’t get maudlin you know
We need to go with the flow
Laugh and smile every day
Y’know, that’s the EZ way

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Now we mustn’t get maudlin you know
We need to go with the flow
Laugh and smile every day
Y’know, that’s the EZ way
Don’t listen to tales of woe.

The nights are starting to draw in

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The nights are starting to draw in
And we all know the frost will win

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The nights are starting to draw in
And we all know the frost will win
Cosy nights by the fire

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The nights are starting to draw in
And we all know the frost will win
Cosy nights by the fire
Has always been my desire

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The nights are starting to draw in
And we all know the frost will win
Cosy nights by the fire
Has always been my desire
And in my hand a wee tonic and gin

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Oh, to be in good cheer

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Oh, to be in good cheer
Supping an ice cold beer

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Oh, to be in good cheer
Supping an ice cold beer
Thinking only good things

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Oh, to be in good cheer
Supping an ice cold beer
Thinking only good things
Then the phone rings

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Oh, to be in good cheer
Supping an ice cold beer
Thinking only good things
Then the phone rings
And ruins the things I hold dear

I haven’t a clue said the copper

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I haven’t a clue said the copper
By god that ones a whopper

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I haven’t a clue said the copper
By god that ones a whopper
It’s got two eyes and eight legs :scream:

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I haven’t a clue said the copper
By god that ones a whopper
It’s got two eyes and eight legs
And is as big as a hen’s eggs

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I haven’t a clue said the copper
By god that ones a whopper
It’s got two eyes and eight legs
And is as big as a hen’s eggs
And would bung up the sink like a stopper.

While washing my car one day

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While washing my car one day
I slipped and fell, what can I say

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While washing my car one day
I slipped and fell, what can I say
I grabbed hold of the door

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While washing my car one day
I slipped and fell, what can I say
I grabbed hold of the door
As I fell to the floor

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While washing my car one day
I slipped and fell, what can I say
I grabbed hold of the door
As I fell to the floor
And I was utterly drenched by the spray!

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