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He decided it was time to go
Which meant missing the end of the show
Then he started to curse
Very strangely, in verse

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He decided it was time to go
Which meant missing the end of the show
Then he started to curse
Very strangely, in verse
Until his dad gave him a glancing blow.

Suddenly he began to see stars

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Suddenly he began to see stars
“What’s that before me, is it Mars?”

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Suddenly he began to see stars
“What’s that before me, is it Mars?”
Then he fell on the floor

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Suddenly he began to see stars
“What’s that before me, is it Mars?”
Then he fell to the floor
Hitting his head on the door

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Suddenly he began to see stars
“What’s that before me, is it Mars?”
Then he fell to the floor
Hitting his head on the door
And leaving it slightly ajar

An ambulance had to be called

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An ambulance had to be called
The medical guys were appalled

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An ambulance had to be called
The medical guys were appalled
At all the injuries he had

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An ambulance had to be called
The medical guys were appalled
At all the injuries he had
They really were bad

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An ambulance had to be called
The medical guys were appalled
At all the injuries he had
They really were bad
The worst the men recalled.

While sitting on Blackpool Pier

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While sitting on Blackpool pier
The two pals wanted a beer

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While sitting on Blackpool pier
Two pals wanted a beer
But they couldn’t decide

6113

While sitting on Blackpool pier
Two pals wanted a beer
But they couldn’t decide
How many there’d tried

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While sitting on Blackpool pier
Two pals wanted a beer
But they couldn’t decide
How many there’d tried
Until they came over all queer.

“'Ere Fred, I feel a bit queazy”

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“'Ere Fred, I feel a bit queazy”
So he lay down to take things easy

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"Ere Fred, I feel a bit queasy
So he lay down to take things easy
he soon fell asleep

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"Ere Fred, I feel a bit queasy
So he lay down to take things easy
He soon fell asleep
Till his phone went Beep Beep

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Ere Fred, I feel a bit queasy
So he lay down to take things easy
He soon fell asleep
Till his phone went Beep Beep
And he thought now it’s getting quite breezy

A voice on the phone said oh Fred

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A voice on the phone said Oh Fred
Somebody told me you were dead

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voice on the phone said “Oh Fred
Somebody told me you were dead”
“Don’t be so daft” said Fred