At the hospital the next day
She said " Sorry Doc, but I’m happy to pay"
“No need, your treatment is free”
And you’ve only damaged your knee
Then you can go, you need not stay.
One summer Fred went to the zoo
One summer Fred went to the zoo
Hoping to see a Gnu
One summer Fred went to the zoo
Hoping to see a Gnu
But he was sad
One summer Fred went to the zoo
Hoping to see a Gnu
But he was sad
The Gnu’s was so bad
One summer Fred went to the zoo
Hoping to see a Gnu
But he was sad
The Gnu’s was so bad
He didn’t know quite what to do
He thought he’d go look at the bears
He thought he’d go look at the bears
Or the Rabbits and even the Hares
He thought he’d go look at the bears
Or the Rabbits or even the Hares
But on his way there
Mary had a little lamb
Her father shot it dead
So now it goes to school with her
Between two chunks of bread.
He thought he’d go look at the bears
Or the Rabbits or even the Hares
But on his way there
He fell down a stair
He thought he’d go look at the bears
Or the Rabbits or even the Hares
But on his way there
He fell down a stair
But sad to say nobody cares .
So he went home and sat in the chair
So he went home and sat in the chair
And on to a drawing pin that was there
So he went home and sat in the chair
And on to a drawing pin that was there
Now he had a sore bum
So he went home and sat on a chair
And on to a drawing pin that was there
Now he had a sore bum
Sobbing “I want my Mum!”
So he went home and sat on a chair
And on to a drawing pin that was there
Now he had a sore bum
Sobbing “I want my Mum!”
She said “bog off I really don’t care”
This poor chap was feeling real sad
This poor chap was feeling real sad
So he tried the same ploy with his Dad
This poor chap was feeling real sad
So he tried the same ploy with his Dad
But Dad gave him a clout
This poor chap was feeling real sad
So he tried the same ploy with his dad
But dad gave him a clout
And shouted “get out”
This poor chap was feeling real sad
So he tried the same ploy with his dad
But dad gave him a clout
And shouted “get out”
So now this was driving him mad
He decided it was time to go
He decided it was time to go
Which meant missing the end of the show
He decided it was time to go
Which meant missing the end of the show
Then he started to curse