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6061

Now brown was not her colour
And it made her pallor duller
Her face was so pale
It fair made her wail
And she wished that her lips could be fuller

But off to the prom she did go

6062

But off to the prom she did go
All made up, face aglow

6063

But off to the prom she did go
All made up, face aglow
But no young man by her side

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But off to the prom she did go
All made up, face aglow
But no young man by her side
Kinda injured her pride

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6065

But off to the prom she did go
All made up, face aglow
But no young man by her side
Kinda injured her pride
All on her own with no Beau

But then she was asked to dance

6066

But then she was asked to dance
Not so much dance, more like prance

6067

But then she was asked to dance
Not so much dance, more like prance
She had two left feet

6068

But then she was asked to dance
Not so much dance, more like prance
She had two left feet
Quite pretty and neat

6069

But then she was asked to dance
Not so much dance, more like prance
She had two left feet
Quite pretty and neat
One pointed toEngland the other to France

Dancing lesson is what she requires

6070

Dancing lesson is what she requires
If fleet of foot is what she desires

6071

Dancing lesson is what she requires
If fleet of foot is what she desires
To tango she yearns

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6072

Dancing lesson is what she requires
If fleet of foot is what she desires
To tango she yearns
Despite her concerns

6073

Dancing lesson is what she requires
If fleet of foot is what she desires
To tango she yearns
Despite her concerns
She’ll do the Last Tango before she expires

So the Tango she did master

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6074

So the Tango she did master
But he insisted she did it faster

6075

So the Tango she did master
But he insisted she did it faster
Because to Tango it takes two

6076

So the Tango she did master
But he insisted she did it faster
Because to Tango it takes two
So she just tripped off to the loo

6077

So the Tango she did master
But he insisted she did it faster
Because to Tango it takes two
So she just tripped off to the loo
And ended up with her leg in plaster

At the hospital the next day

6078

At the hospital the next day
She said " Sorry Doc, but I’m happy to pay"

6079

At the hospital the next day
She said " Sorry Doc, but I’m happy to pay"
“No need, your treatment is free”

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At the hospital the next day
She said " Sorry Doc, but I’m happy to pay"
“No need, your treatment is free”
And you’ve only damaged your knee