Limericks. (New)

[Judd]

So off to the chip shop he went
On a fish supper, his money was spent

[EZ_Rider]

So off to the chip shop he went
On a fish supper his money was spent
He also bought gherkins

[Last_Tango]

So off to the chip shop he went
On a fish supper his money was spent
He also bought gherkins
Which he shared with Jill Perkins

[EZ_Rider]

So off to the chip shop he went
On a fish supper his money was spent
He also bought gherkins
Which he shared with Jill Perkins
Sorry, Jim Perkins, who’s a gent.

[Mups]

Then Jim said " fancy a beer"?

[Judd]

Then Jim said, “Fancy a beer”?
It’s a chip shop, they don’t sell that stuff here

[EZ_Rider]

Then Jim said, “Fancy a beer”?
It’s a chip shop, they don’t sell that stuff here
The pub’s just next door

[Chillie6]

Then Jim said, “Fancy a beer”?
It’s a chip shop, they don’t sell that stuff here
The pub’s just next door
Well that’s just a bore

[paula]

Then Jim said,“Fancy a beer”?
it’s a chip shop, they don’t sell that stuff here
The pub’s just next door
Well that’s just a bore
Oh no, it’s full of good cheer

We’ll just spend an hour inside

[Chillie6]

We’ll just spend an hour inside
Then we can go for a ride

[paula]

We’ll just spend an hour inside
Then we can go for a ride
Drive to the beach

[EZ_Rider]

We’ll just spend an hour inside
Then we can go for a ride
Drive to the beach
For one lovely ice cream each

[paula]

We’ll just spend an hour inside
Then we can go for a ride
Drive to the beach
For one lovely ice cream each
and watch the incoming tide

A young girl was going to town

[Last_Tango]

A young girl was going to town
To purchase her first prom gown

[Chillie6]

A young girl was going to town
To purchase her first prom gown
But when she got there

[Last_Tango]

A young girl was going to town
To purchase her first prom gown
But when she got there
She saw nought to compare

[Chillie6]

A young girl was going to town
To purchase her first prom gown
But when she got there
She saw nought to compare
Every single one of them was brown

Now brown was not her colour

[Last_Tango]

Now brown was not her colour
And it made her pallor duller

[Chillie6]

Now brown was not her colour
And it made her pallor duller
Her face was so pale

[Tezza]

Now brown was not her colour
And it made her pallor duller
Her face was so pale
It fair made her wail