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Once in a while I just wish
I could swim in the sea like a fish

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Once in a while I just wish
I could swim in the sea like a fish
I would ride on a wave

6023

Once in a while I just wish
I could swim in the sea like a fish
I would ride on a wave
Oh do behave

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Once in a while I just wish
I could swim in the sea like a fish
I would ride on a wave
Oh do behave
Or you’ll end up fresh fried in a dish.

There was a young man with a squint

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There was a young man with a squint
Who was always sucking a mint

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There was a young man with a squint
Who was always sucking a mint
His breath was so hot

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There was a young man with a squint
Who was always sucking a mint
His breath was so hot
You’ll never guess what

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There was a young man with a squint
Who was always sucking a mint
His breath was so hot
You’ll never guess what
his face turned a bright reddish tint

so off to the doctor he went

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so off to the doctor he went
His tongue all twisted and bent

6030

so off to the doctor he went
His tongue all twisted and bent
So when he got to the doc’s

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so off to the doctor he went
His tongue all twisted and bent
So when he got to the doc’s
He was told, “remove your socks”

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so off to the doctor he went
His tongue all twisted and bent
So when he got to the doc’s
He was told, “remove your socks”
To A and E you will be sent

The nurse thought now this is a joke

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The nurse thought now this is a joke
He seemed like a sensible bloke

6034

The nurse thought now this is a joke
He seemed like a sensible bloke
However she was wrong

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The nurse thought now this is a joke
He seemed like a sensible bloke
However she was wrong
he was wearing a thong

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The nurse thought now this is a joke
He seemed like a sensible bloke
However she was wrong
he was wearing a thong
Which was so tight that his nic naks broke

This left him in a terrible state

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This left him in a terrible state
To get well he just couldn’t wait

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This left him in a terrible state
To get well he just couldn’t wait
But there was a snag

6039

This left him in a terrible state
To get well he just couldn’t wait
But there was a snag
He wanted a fag

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This left him in a terrible state
To get well he just couldn’t wait
But there was a snag
He wanted a fag
Some chips and a portion of skate.

So off to the chip shop he went