Limericks. (New)

A hedgehog caught sight of a snail
And thought I’ll have that without fail
But the shell was too hard

A hedgehog caught sight of a snail
And thought I’ll have that without fail
But the shell was too hard
Being natures own guard

A hedgehog caught sight of a snail
And thought I’ll have that without fail
But the shell was too hard
Being natures own guard
And he had to give up with a wail!

I’m learning new tricks every day on this site

I’m learning new tricks every day on this site
It takes awhile, as I’m not too bright

I have fathomed the maze

I’m learning new tricks every day on this site
It takes awhile, as I’m not too bright
I’ve fathomed the maze
But it took ten days!

I’m learning new tricks every day on this site
It takes a while, as I’m not too bright
I’ve fathomed the maze
But it took ten days
But I think it will turn out all right

A lady I met yesterday

I’m learning new tricks every day on this site
It takes awhile, as I’m not too bright
I’ve fathomed the maze
But it took ten days!
Now I think I’ve got it just right

A man on a bike took a ride

A lady I met yesterday
Asked me if I wanted to play

A lady I met yesterday
Asked me if I wanted to play
I asked 'what’s your game

A man on a bike took a ride
down by the cold riverside

A lady I met yesterday
Asked me if I wanted to play
I asked 'what’s your game
“You don’t even know my name”

A lady I met yesterday
Asked me if I wanted to play
I asked 'what’s your game
“You don’t even know my name”
And I quickly went my own way

Once in a while I just wish

A man on a bike took a ride
down by the cold riverside
But he hit a large stone

Er, are we running two rhymes now simultaneously?

Tabby’s rhyme needed finishing before the next one (I thought)

A man on a bike took a ride
down by the cold riverside
But he hit a large stone
And broke his collar bone

A man on a bike took a ride
down by the cold riverside
But he hit a large stone
And broke his collar bone
And into the river he did slide!!

Once in a while I just wish

Did your last line fall off Ruthie?:grinning:

Edit: forget above see you’ve added it :grinning:

pressed the wrong bit!!!

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