She took him home to her lonely Lighthouse
Creeping in like a tiny field mouse
He thought this is odd
She’s got the face of a cod
She took him home to her lonely Lighthouse
Creeping in like a tiny field mouse
He thought this is odd
She’s got the face of a cod
So he hastily escaped home to his spouse 
This evening I’m reading my Kindle…
This evening I’m reading my Kindle…
a litter of kittens - what a swindle.
This evening I’m reading my kindle
A litter of kittens, what a swindle
There’s six of them now
This evening I’m reading my kindle
A litter of kittens, what a swindle
There’s six of them now
Wait, seven holy cow
This evening I’m reading my kindle
A litter of kittens, what a swindle
There’s six of them now
Wait, seven holy cow
Five of them black, two brindle!
Along the cliffs the sea did foam
Along the cliffs the sea did foam
And I’m a hundred miles from home
Along the cliffs the sea did foam
And I’m a hundred miles from home
It’s a boat I need to find
Along the cliffs the sea did foam
And I’m a hundred miles from home
It’s a boat I need to find
Help me, if you would be so kind?
Along the cliffs the sea did foam
And I’m a hundred miles from home
It’s a boat I need to find
Help me, if you would be so kind
Or I’ll be late for my flight home to Rome
Alice said to Fred “what do you think?”
Alice said to Fred “what do you think?”
“About what?” said Fred with a wink
Alice said to Fred “what do you think?”
“About what?” said Fred with a wink
“About changing the guard!” laughed Alice
Alice said to Fred “what do you think?”
“About what?” said Fred with a wink
“About changing the guard!” laughed Alice
around Lord Buckingham’s palace
Alice said to Fred “what do you think?”
“About what?” said Fred with a wink
“About changing the guard!” laughed Alice
around Lord Buckingham’s palace
Hope the queen doesn’t kick up a stink
I went for a trip to the beach
I went for a trip to the beach
But the sea was miles out of reach 
I went for a trip to the beach
But the sea was miles out of reach
I went for a trip to the beach
But the sea was miles out of reach
Now that just wasn’t fair
I went for a trip to the beach
But the sea was miles out of reach
Now that just wasn’t fair
Said to my friend “well I do declare”
I went for a trip to the beach
But the sea was miles out of reach
Now that just wasn’t fair
Said to my friend “well I do declare”
Some help please from you I beseech
A hedgehog caught site of a snail
A hedgehog caught sight of a snail
And thought I’ll have that without fail