" I say" she said “Do you mind!”
“That’s certainly not very kind”
" I say" she said “Do you mind!”
“That’s certainly not very kind”
I do beg your pardon
" I say" she said “Do you mind!”
“That’s certainly not very kind”
I do beg your pardon
I’m nursing a hard-on
" I say" she said “Do you mind!”
“That’s certainly not very kind”
I do beg your pardon
I’m nursing a hard-on
That’s a bit rude you may find
So quickly his escape he did make
So quickly his escape he did make
Pursued by Mae in his wake
So quickly his escape he did make
Pursued by Mae in his wake
Shaking her stick
So quickly his escape he did make
Pursued by Mae in his wake
Shaking her stick
Oh, sorely tempted there, Chillie
Oh, sorely tempted there
So quickly his escape he did make
Pursued by Mae in his wake
Shaking her stick
She was one angry chick
So quickly his escape he did make
Pursued by Mae in his wake
Shaking her stick
She was one angry chick
and soon pushed him into the lake!
A wily old bloke named Gordon
You should have gone for it. I would have 
“Oh, you are awful!”
A wily old bloke named Gordon
Got a job as a traffic warden
Thank you Dick Emery 
A wily old bloke named Gordon
Got a job as a traffic warden
But he proved a ‘jobs worth’
A wily old bloke named Gordon
Got a job as a traffic warden
But he proved a ‘jobs worth’
And showed not a bit of mirth
A wily old bloke named Gordon
Got a job as a traffic warden
But he proved a ‘jobs worth’
And showed not a bit of mirth
Though he was rather good on his organ
(Go on, I dare you Chillie!)
I’m easily led
It’s said his organ was rather large
It’s said his organ was rather large
For which he imposed a fixed charge
It’s said his organ was rather large
For which he imposed a fixed charge
Others charge by the inch
It’s said his organ was rather large
For which he imposed a fixed charge
Others charge by the inch
Or a centimetre at a pinch