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SilverTabby · 20 July 2021 22:16

Off to A&E he went
On a taxi his money he spent
He was given a bed for the night
but the nurses were not very bright

Mups · 20 July 2021 22:20

Off to A&E he went
On a taxi his money he spent
He was given a bed for the night
but the nurses were not very bright
So down to theatre he got sent.

He cried as they wheeled him away

EZ_Rider · 21 July 2021 06:04

He cried as they wheeled him away
Not knowing if he’d see the next day

Last_Tango · 21 July 2021 06:43

He cried as they wheeled him away
Not knowing if he’d see the next day
But the surgeon said “Wait”

Mups · 21 July 2021 09:18

He cried as they wheeled him away
Not knowing if he’d see the next day
But the surgeon said “Wait”
This could seal his fate

EZ_Rider · 21 July 2021 10:40

He cried as they wheeled him away
Not knowing if he’d see the next day
But the surgeon said “Wait”
This could seal his fate
He could have his last roll in the hay.

But maybe that’s pushing his luck

paula · 21 July 2021 10:50

But maybe that’s pushing his luck
Being this sore, really does suck

Mups · 22 July 2021 20:07

But maybe that’s pushing his luck
Being this sore, really does suck
So they bandaged rat’s stump

DianneWoollie · 22 July 2021 20:12

Mups · 22 July 2021 20:13

You’re a bit late, Dianne.

Longdogs · 22 July 2021 20:45

But maybe that’s pushing his luck
Being this sore, really does suck
So they bandaged rat’s stump
Then injected his rump

DianneWoollie · 23 July 2021 08:49

But maybe that’s pushing his luck
Being this sore, really does suck
So they bandaged rat’s stump
Then injected his rump
Stump, he’s now had a pin and tuck

Grey were the skies this morning

Last_Tango · 23 July 2021 09:55

Grey were the skies this morning
The dark clouds are surely a warning

Mups · 23 July 2021 12:34

Grey were the skies this morning
The dark clouds are surely a warnin
Heavy rain’s on the way

Judd · 23 July 2021 12:51

Grey were the skies this morning
The dark clouds are surely a warning
Heavy rain’s on the way
About time, some would say

Mups · 23 July 2021 12:53

Grey were the skies this morning
The dark clouds are surely a warning
Heavy rain’s on the way
About time, some would say
Soon a cooler day will be dawning.

I met a strange man today

Chillie6 · 23 July 2021 13:53

I met a strange man today
Who was acting in a peculiar way

Last_Tango · 23 July 2021 14:13

I met a strange man today
Who was acting in a peculiar way
Hiding behind a large tree

Chillie6 · 23 July 2021 14:24

I met a strange man today
Who was acting in a peculiar way
Hiding behind a large tree
He was having a wee

Last_Tango · 23 July 2021 15:33

I met a strange man today
Who was acting in a peculiar way
Hiding behind a large tree
He was having a wee
When some of it on Mae did spray.

“I say”, she said " do you mind!"