An old couple sat on the pier
The old gent whispered in her ear
“Still luvs ya, y’know”
come on let’s go
'bout time we were out of here
They got in their car to go home
They got in their car to go home
but realised they’d lost their phone
They got in their car to go home
But realised they’d lost their phone
Then panic set in
They got in their car to go home
But realised they’d lost their phone
Then panic set in
They were in York, not Kings Lynn
They got in their car to go home
But realised they’d lost their phone
The panic set in
They were in York, not Kings Lynn
Wow! you should have heard them moan
After spending half the day moaning
After spending half their day moaning
The old gent was heard to be groaning
After spending half their day moaning
The old gent was heard to be groaning
‘This useless sat nav …’
After spending half the day moaning
The old gent was heard to be moaning
“This useless Sat Nav…
Is this the best that they have?”
After spending half the day moaning
The old gent was heard to be moaning
“This useless Sat Nav…
Is this the best that they have?”
“I’ll stick to a map when out roaming!”
There once was a Dragon named Freddie
There once was a Dragon called Freddie
Who, when he got drunk, was unsteady
There once was a dragon called Freddie
Who, when he got drunk, was unsteady
When he let out a roar
There once was a dragon called Freddie
Who, when he got drunk, was unsteady
When he let out a roar
sprawled all over the floor
There once was a dragon called Freddie
Who, when he got drunk, was unsteady
When he let out a roar
sprawled all over the floor
Becuase he’d tripped over his Teddy.
There was also a rabbit called Bun
There was also a rabbit called Bun
Who was shot in the face by a gun
There was also a rabbit called Bun
Who was shot in the face by a gun
Poor Bun was no more
There was also a rabbit called Bun
Who was shot in the face by a gun
Poor Bun was no more
they had warned him before
There was also a rabbit called Bun
Who was shot in the face by a gun
Poor Bun was no more
they had warned him before
So it was his fault when all said and done
He was made into a rabbit pie
wrong again…
He was made into a rabbit pie
but soon realised, a great big lie,
He was made into a rabbit pie
but soon realised, what a lie
So he thought where’s my paw