She got up and dusted herself down
Whilst Fred viewed her with a severe frown
He thought “she’s quite drunk”
She thought “he’s a hunk”
and they ran off to ‘do the town’!
Fred stole a shiny new police car
Fred stole a shiny new police car
Poor guy didn’t make it too far
Fred stole a shiny new police car
Poor guy didn’t make it too far
'Cos it ran out of fuel
Fred stole a shiny new police car
Poor guy didn’t make it too far
'Cos it ran out of fuel
And that’s not cool
Fred stole a shiny new police car
Poor guy didn’t make it too far
'Cos it ran out of fuel
And that’s not cool
So they dumped it outside the Spar.
They sat down on a garden wall
They sat down on a garden wall
Their bums didn’t go numb at all
They sat down on a garden wall
Their bums didn’t go numb at all
But they both fell asleep
They sat down on a garden wall
Their bums didn’t go numb at all
But they both fell asleep
Then they fell in a heap
They sat down on a garden wall
Their bums didn’t go numb at all
But they both fell asleep
Then they fell in a heap
And were found by a copper called Paul.
“Allo Allo, what have we got down 'ere?”
Allo, Allo what have we got 'ere
it’s someone whose had too much beer
Allo, Allo what have we got 'ere
it’s someone whose had too much beer
lets throw them gaol
Allo.Allo what have we got 'ere
It’s someone whose had too much beer
Let’s throw them in gaol
That’s a plan, it’s a male!
Allo.Allo what have we got 'ere
It’s someone whose had too much beer
Let’s throw them in gaol
That’s a plan, it’s a male!
They’ll have a thick head, I fear.
So they got carted off to the clink
So they got carted off to the clink
Got "Banged up " for, how long d’ya think?
So they got carted off to the clink
Got "Banged up " for, how long d’ya think?
While lost in a drunken malaise
So they got carted off to the clink
Got "Banged up " for, how long d’ya think?
While lost in a drunken malaise
For a number of days
So they got carted off to the clink
Got "Banged up " for, how long d’ya think?
While lost in a drunken malaise
For a number of days
They said they would give up the drink.
An old couple sat on the pier
An old couple sat on the pier
The old gent whispered in her ear
An old couple sat on the pier
The old gent whispered in her ear
“Still luvs ya, y’know”
An old couple sat on the pier
The old gent whispered in her ear
“Still luvs ya, y’know”
come on let’s go