She made up her mind to ditch him
No way could she date someone that dim
She’d look for a guy
Who was handsome but shy
and live her life happily with him.
A pretty young Beddie named Gertie
Mixing amount of words up…can see that now. Cheers
A pretty young Beddie named Gertie
Was naughty, and really quite flirty
A pretty young Beddie named Gertie
Was naughty, and really quite flirty
She’d wink at the boys
And show them her toys
A pretty young Beddie named Gertie
Was naughty, and really quite flirty
She’d wink at the boys
And show them her toys
That they played with and got really dirty
There was a young man from Devizes
There was a young man from Devizes
Whose ears were different sizes
There was a young man from Devizes
Whose ears were different sizes
So when it would rain
There was a young man from Devizes
Whose ears were different sizes
So when it would rain
He was always in pain
There was a young man from Devizes
Whose ears were different sizes
So when it would rain
He was always in pain
But his ears had won him big prizes.
When Fred went to wash his car
When Fred went to wash his car
On his way, he called at a bar
When Fred went to wash his car
On his way, he called at a bar
After a whisky or three
When Fred went to wash his car
On his way, he called at a bar
After a whisky or three
A young girl named Dee
When Fred went to wash his car
On his way, he called at a bar
After a whisky or three
A young girl named Dee
Looked at him from afar
She strolled over to chat
She strolled over to chat
But she tripped and fell over a mat
She strolled over to chat
But she tripped and fell over a mat
which caused her to cry
She strolled over to chat
But she tripped and fell over a mat
which caused her to cry
And bruise her thigh
She strolled over to chat
But she tripped and fell over a mat
which caused her to cry
And bruise her thigh
And fall on her face with a splat
She got up and dusted herself down
She got up and dusted herself down
Whilst Fred viewed her with a severe frown
She got up and dusted herself down
Whilst Fred viewed her with a severe frown
He thought ‘she’s quite drunk’
She got up and dusted herself down
Whilst Fred viewed her with a severe frown
He thought “she’s quite drunk”
She thought “he’s a hunk”