.He was made into a rabbit pie
but soon realised, what a lie
So he thought where’s my paw
that does rhyme with sore
.He was made into a rabbit pie
but soon realised, what a lie
So he thought where’s my paw
that does rhyme with sore
and his sore paw is in my stir fry!
A randy old goat from Wales
A randy old goat from Wales
Liked to make out with snails
A randy old goat from Wales
Liked to make out with snails
But try as he might
A randy old goat from Wales
Liked to make out with snails
But try as he might
He got into a fight
A randy old goat from Wales
Liked to make out with snails
But try as he might
He got into a fight
And was far outweighed on the scales.
Are their too many bones in a Kipper?
Are there too many bones in a Kipper?
Yes, they really should have a zipper
Are there too many bones in a Kipper?
Yes, they really should have a zipper
When they’re having a smoke
Are there too many bones in a Kipper?
Yes, they really should have a zipper
When they’re having a smoke
Then making you choke
Are there too many bones in a Kipper?
Yes, they really should have a zipper
When they’re having a smoke
Then making you choke
It’s even worse when you’re a nipper.
I really enjoyed life as a kid
I really enjoyed life as a kid
and all the daft things that I did
I really enjoyed life as a kid
And all the daft things that I did
The bombs weren’t much fun
I really enjoyed life as a kid
And all the daft things that we did
The bombs weren’t much fun
There was nowhere to run
I really enjoyed life as a kid
And all the daft things that we did
The bombs weren’t much fun
There was nowhere to run
So we just went and hid
Alas, as I grew older
I really enjoyed life as a kid
And all the daft things that we did
The bombs weren’t much fun
There was nowhere to run
So we just went and hid
Alas, as I grew older
I found life became much bolder
Alas, as I grew older
I found life became much bolder
Couldn’t find a job
So became a yob
Alas, as I grew older
I found life became much bolder
Couldn’t find a job
So became a yob
My job sorted that, as a soldier,
amongst the under growth
amongst the under growth
lurking like a flea-bitten sloth
Amongst the under growth
Lurking like a flea-bitten sloth
Was a mangy old cat
Amongst the under growth
Lurking like a flea-bitten sloth
Was a mangy old cat
Eating a dead rat