Is Black Friday a modern day scam
Yes, I hear it is often a sham
Shoppers get done
Which spoils all the fun
And the cars all end up in a jam
A shop in the town had a sale
A shop in the town had a sale
I went, but to no avail
A shop in the town had a sale
I went, but to no avail
I was after some pants
A shop in the town had a sale
I went, but to no avail
I was after some pants
But minus the ants
A shop in the town had a sale
I went, but to no avail
I was after some pants
But minus the ants
So settled for a pint of brown ale
The beer went down a treat
The beer went down a treat
But I spilled some over me feet
When posting a view on a forum
It’s wisest to use some decorum.
Abuse is quite rude
Whether spoken or viewed,
And angers the people who saw 'em.
The beer went down a treat
But I spilled some over me feet
Me socks were all wet
The beer went down a treat
But I spilled some over me feet
Me socks were all wet
And still are as yet
The beer went down a treat
But I spilled some over me feet
Me socks were all wet
And still are as yet
So a bath, then something to eat.
When Fred asked Sal on a date
When Fred asked Sal on a date
Sal took a wrong turn and was late
When Fred asked Sal on a date
Sal took a wrong turn and was late
Just typical Fred thought
When Fred asked Sal on a date
Sal took a wrong turn and was late
Just typical Fred thought
She didn’t look the sort
When Fred asked Sal on a date
Sal took a wrong turn and was late
Just typical Fred thought
She didn’t look the sort
Instead, I’ll ask out her mate
Sally’s friend Betty turned up
Sally’s friend Betty turned up
“Will I do Fred” he said “Yup”
Sally’s friend Betty turned up
“Will I do Fred” he said “Yup”
So off to the pictures they went
Sally’s friend Betty turned up
“Will I do Fred” he said “Yup”
So off to the pictures they went
Through the film his ear she bent
Sally’s friend Betty turned up
“Will I do Fred” he said “Yup”
So off to the pictures they went
Through the film his ear she bent
Then went home to see to her pup.
Lemon Drizzle’s my favourite cake
Lemon Drizzle’s my favourite cake
And it’s quite easy to bake
Lemon Drizzle’s my favourite cake
And it’s quite easy to bake
Just mix it all in